ANSWERS: 6
  • Withering away in a nursing home would be terrible.
    • Linda Joy
      I'm looking forward to going to a senior center when I get old enough, but I'd rather not be institutionalized, like in a hospital type place. My neighbor told me there is a three year waiting list for the one he wants to go to. This mountain is just too much for us disabled old folks! Even healthy young people come up from the bus stop huffing and puffing!
    • Brandon Arthur White
      I'd rather not die by my own hand due to a lack of motivation to do anything in life. That would be the least desirable death for me.
    • Archie Bunker
      I wanna chase the young nurses around and pinch their asses. I'm gonna be the creepy old guy in the wheelchair.
  • From a long and incurable disease.
    • Linda Joy
      I'd agree on that one!
  • Scaphism.
  • Related to an answer from this question: http://answerbag.com/q_view/3516223 , There was an inmate at an Indiana prison who climbed into an industrial dishwasher. Allegedly, someone promised him five packs of cigarettes to do it. Once he was inside, the other inmates turned the dishwasher on and the victim suffered severe burns over his entire body. He died two years later from those injuries. ( https://www.wthr.com/article/westville )
    • Archie Bunker
      Yeah, but it was an epic ride, right??
    • bostjan64
      I guess it just goes to show how cigarettes can kill. (too soon?)
  • Sharks scare the shit out of me. I won't even go in a swimming pool, cause you never know.
    • bostjan64
      Candygram!
    • Archie Bunker
      You're lying. You're a shark.
    • Linda Joy
      Land Shark!
  • Dementia.
    • Archie Bunker
      Well, at least you wouldn't know.

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