ANSWERS: 4
  • How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
    • bostjan64
      Answer: One. Germans are very efficient and have no use for jokes.
  • How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, they will blame Iran for the bulb going out and claim it's a "victory" for Trump to charge half a billion to replace it, while he takes another week off to poorly play golf.
    • Archie Bunker
      And the Iranians will kill 50 Jews to protest the light bulb going out as part of the Zionist conspiracy to keep the Iranians in the dark.
    • bostjan64
      To "screw" in a lightbulb? I suppose only one if he screws himself, but how did he get inside of a lightbulb?!
  • How many life coaches does it take to change a lightbulb?
    • bostjan64
      Trick question... the life coach only cheers the light bulb on whilst it changes itself.
  • How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
    • bostjan64
      Answer: Two. One to climb the purple giraffe and the other to melt time.

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