How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?
100. 1 to change the bulb and 99 to write the Environment Impact Report. What's your favorite light bulb joke?
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Linda Joy
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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
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bostjan the adequate 🥉 Answer: One. Germans are very efficient and have no use for jokes.
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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, they will blame Iran for the bulb going out and claim it's a "victory" for Trump to charge half a billion to replace it, while he takes another week off to poorly play golf.
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Archie Bunker
And the Iranians will kill 50 Jews to protest the light bulb going out as part of the Zionist conspiracy to keep the Iranians in the dark. -
bostjan the adequate 🥉
To "screw" in a lightbulb? I suppose only one if he screws himself, but how did he get inside of a lightbulb?!
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How many life coaches does it take to change a lightbulb?
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bostjan the adequate 🥉
Trick question... the life coach only cheers the light bulb on whilst it changes itself.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
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bostjan the adequate 🥉
Answer: Two. One to climb the purple giraffe and the other to melt time.
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