I saw a bumper sticker that said Belly dancer on board, Car may shimmy. What would your bumper sticker say on your car?
by 
loveschimps
ANSWERS: 22
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All men are idiots, and I married their King. lol i think this one is funny :0) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
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I may be slow , but I'm ahead of you + 5
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nutty bird on board!
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Don't talk to me until I've had enough coffee, I'm on my seventh cup"
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The one on my car says "KANSAS as bigoted as you'd think!"
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One day my sister and i saw a bumper sticker that said if you love Jesus beep twice, my sister beeped twice. This guy in that car hung out the window and yelled " hey you wh--- i'm doing the fu----- speed limit." LOL I'll pass on the bumper stickers. hahaha He must have bought the car with the sticker on it, ya think?
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get off me
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something like kiss my a$$! or who farted? or up yours! or common sense is a virtue
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"I'm driving slow just to piss you off"
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Shattered individual handle with care
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All up on me ~!!!
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Are You Drunk And Driving?
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"If you don't get off my tail I will sue you for sexual harassment"
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how would you drive with that phone up your ass?
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how would you drive with that phone up your ass?
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I leave it to others to create witty insults for me :D I daresay I'm not creative enough to think of one unless I'm in the midst of insulting someone, and I can never seem to remember them any way,
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"I like road rage and I have a gun" :)
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This is NOT an eye exam.
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"Stop looking at my car's ass!"
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"Look, if you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair." or "My child is self-assured enough that she doesn't need me to put a bumper sticker on my car touting her academic acheivements."
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"Someone For President" (inside joke!) To be honest, I'd probably say "If it looks like I'm driving bad, you're probably drunk."
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HELP Me I,am STUCK here....M.C.S.
El Soupy 
jtolb65 
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