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  • First Dean Friedman was hi-jacked off me and now I have lost Kellyanne. Bad sock. But yes, I would do anybody cos I have a penis and that is what it is for. Age is but a colour. She is so hot and my perfect dream date. Kellyanne is too sensitive to ever laugh at the size of any man's todger, let alone the greatest man on Earth's. The thought of her bare arse warms me, but the thought of DT's rump cools me. I vote for Cancun if we are going to Mexico. I spent my honeymoon there, with Mrs. Beaker and a Mariachi band.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Oh I didnt know you were sweet on her, sorry. *slaps self* *and again* hmm.... Hold on. *slap. slap slap slap...SLAP! slap fap (oops..how'd that get in there? *blink* ..Interesting take "Age is but a colour." I like that. But as old as I relentlessly become, still I like the ones that are ripened nicely, but not a day longer....no cellulite, no spots, no dings, no baggage even....full of expectations that the future will be grand and life will be a thousand years long! You know...20. or 25 at most. And so this means Mr Pants isn't gonna get any more :( The girl across the street hypnotizes Mr Pants every morning though, with her exaggerated gate as she climbs the stairs.. In fact, perhaps if she would just step back down 2 stairs, then up again, then down, and up, down, down down down down DOWN..oops... well anyway THAt might do something to lift Mr Pants' spirits! (so I call my schwang my"spirits", what else shalll I call it? Mr Schwang? (Actually, that aint bad...okay then, she can raise my schwang, and the titanic too, because her ass is world class and could cause nations to go to war. Why her ass is so magical ("How magical is it?") Her ass is so magical, one time she accidentally rubbed it against something dead, and it sprang back to life again, and...oh wait, that was a dream I was having. Oh :( :( Well, maybe if I go off to sleep again, she could bring Mr Pants to life one more time.... Hey tell me something. if you have a wet dream about someone, and then you see that person. And you feel like maybe they know somehow...that's not crazy right? I mean, maybe something gave it away! The wadded tissues, the sperm smell...something? But noo that couldnt reveal my secret. Nope. I guess she'd have to be psychic then, and if she were psychic she'd have had to slap mr pants' face by now, and she hasn't, so my secret's safe then. (Unless you tell her! Oh, dont tell her!! She might get so upset she'll do something desperate like eat a bucket of lard to ruin it!! Oh my god, that would be like ruining the Cistine Chapel!! uuugh! I really think we're going to have to give her ass "National Landmark" status so it gets some federal protection, and possible emergency grants, if liposuction or acne treatment is ever needed. Yea. I know! I'll go see the president! I'm right of course, so he wont say no! Brilliant!! Why didnt I think of this before!! You know what though, it's his birthday. I really should bring him a gift. I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate gun. yea. And since he's really busy, I'll have to just run up to him real fast and give it to him. Yeaa! I don't foresee any problems with that plan. Do you? Yea, aw, this is gonna be great!!
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      ....I've never heard of Dean Firedman. Saved some bookmarks so I can see what all the fuss is about. Enjoyed this song.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx4fCnp2eT0
    • beaker95
      Like The Eagles, there are six or seven good tunes and a load of not so good tunes. I like Company; Woman of Mine; Hey, Larry; Ariel; Lydia and Lucky Stars. Thanks for listening. Have a great day.
  • Kellyanne Conway is only 50. She is 5 years younger than me, so yes, I would do her. I don't give a fig what she thinks of Donald Trump.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      There's no way she's only 50. I can see she must have been a knockout when she was young. She's got the right kind of feminine charm right in her flesh. BUT..the age she's telling us has just gotta be some of that "alternate facts". She's just too wrinkly for 50. She's 60 or 70. I'd bet anything. (LOOK at her hands, and the skin on her neck...you can see it.
    • beaker95
      She is like an older Hannah Montana. But dirtier.
  • Not even if she was cherry!
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Aw that's too bad. Most guys would find the idea titillating. *snork* Oh ...let me try that again..."titillating" *SNORK!* (it's not my fault, I always crack up at that word.) (It's about being emotionally immature, having grown up in a time when we had sports heroes with names like Dick Butkis) (We did! You ca'nt make a thing like THAT up!) Anyway.. yea, the psychic damage ....*shakes head* Such a shame..
    • Linda Joy
      Oh, I know! But I'm not your flavor of fruit anyway so no real loss there, right? I wouldn't even want a 3 way with two men. I'm good at multitasking but not when it comes to soul sharing and that's what I prefer to casual sex, after all, I might as well just use a dildo and be done. Maybe that's why I avoid the soul connecting. Too easy to get hurt.
    • Linda Joy
      Oh, and Butkus was an awesome linebacker! But his name does make you want to snicker! Though for some reason I thought he played for the Dolphins rather than Da Bears!

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