My perfect night in....

Nice one....

Merci.

Are you Italian...?

Would Captain Meow wear a toupee.....?

LOL. Why not. I already make him wear a cape! ........... https://flic.kr/p/TvoFpC

You'll have to make the wind noise yourself, when looking at that picture of my caped, flying super-hero type cat. (He flies a little space ship too)(Badly, of course. As we all know, cats are notoriously bad drivers) (Plus mine tends to get stoned a lot, which tends to exacerbate his natural attention deficit (he's a cat) (you know, "Hey, what's that? *bats it* And what's that? Wait, whats this? ") He's fairly safe flying the space ship like this though, as he puts it on auto cat pilot, which is really just a matter of cutting the space wheel all the way to the left, so the ship goes in circles, while he looks at his hand, eats cheetos, and laughs at his own jokes, and toes.) Well, that is he starts out safe doing that. But then the space cops pull him over. And he rolls down the window (I know) and just says..."What?" ..because he's really high, and generally doesn't get a lot of actual universe-saving done most days. Yet still, he is "Captain Meow, Defender of the Universe, etcetera etcetera...." (Seriously, I did actually buy photoshop and a pen tablet when I got him, as I was going to start a website and make millions, drawing a comic strip about my flying superhero cat, and other stuff (and the porn). (the internet is 90% porn) (or so I was told. I haven't actually seen any myself. *kicks discs under chair* *whistles*