Do you fart in front of your significant other?
by 
RadiationDude
ANSWERS: 28
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no, and ladies dont fart - we poot
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No, but I have farted in front of my hubby on two occasians... it was embarassing. :)
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sometimes you just cant hold it in.. you know??? lol :)
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I do not, and I hate it when he sometimes does. But I'll laugh about it. I like people to not talk about farting and pooing, but just go to the bathroom and get on with it!
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no, I ask her to turn around so I can fart behind her, LOL!
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Hahaha I did when I had one. "That was 'me farting' by Chopin"
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Yeah...I burp too...^-^
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fraid so....*hangs head in disgrace*
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Yes as loud and as often as possible.
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i dont but the wife does, the way she carries on' she's gonna be the first fartonaut in space one day:)
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No, I always do it behind her, so that she can't tell who's to blame.
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When I wasmarried, or even engaged I used to. I think there is a comfortability factor. There are certain people, especially coworkers that no way, jose, I just hold it in around.
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She farts in front of me too. I guess it's because we're a couple of old farts.
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nope, no belching, breaking wind or anything like that, been together coming up 7 years and still wont let rip lol its just very unladylike although he parps in front of me!
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I do not, but he does all the time.
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i cant say cuz im not having partner.... but if i had i never do it///////////....
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Yeah! I try not to but, sometimes when he makes me laugh!
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Oh yes, Not intentionally of course, no one is safe from me. haha. :)
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Of course not, that would be unladylike, FTTTTTTTTTTTT gross even.
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Only if it is an accident.
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I fart in private thank you.
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When I have one, I hold her head under the covers... Ladies, I'm available!
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I am only 16, no spouse or S/O, but I fart all I want at home unless I have company. Holding in farts hurts!
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No. We try to outdo each other.
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Pull my finger?
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In the comfort of my own home and only family members in the house. LET IT RIP. Some of them babies hurt when held in.
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No, it's a game, although she doesn't always want to play!
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I guess I'm not embaressed. But if it happens it happens. I belch way more than I fart anyhow.
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