ANSWERS: 77
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to a guy: whats that supposed to be?
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I thought you were gonna come naked.
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'So what size are they?' or 'How did the implant surgery go?' (just came off the top of my head, but seems pretty bad >_>)
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Bwuahahahahahahahaha are you seriously thinking that a nude beach was the right way for you to go?
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ugh what's that supposed to be?
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How sad. I wonder how small it gets -after- you've been swimming?
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Your birthday suit could use a good ironing.
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"eww" with a discusted face
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Can someone give me a hand throwing the poor creature back into the water please ?
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Pardon me mam' ... oh, I mean sir ... oh, I mean mam' ... um ...
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Why are you wearing a sweater? Oh. .
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"The sign says, 'Clothing Optional'. In your case it should say, 'Clothing Absolutely Required'."
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You really should cover some of that up. Are you sure the nude beach is the right place for you?
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ahhh i see its jely fish seaon
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Can I borrow a quarter?
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Hey dude, you look just like my sister!
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Wow, the water must be REALLY cold!
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*Looks disgustedly at said person* "I thought nude beaches were for people who WEREN'T old and disgusting. Why don't you go cover up? That's gross! Don't TOUCH me!"
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Yes, I'll play "Up periscope" with you, How does that go again?
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Have you considered surgery for that?
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Have you been to the doc about that rash??
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..poster child for birth control...
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Excuse me, but are you a male or a female? Hey, look! (pointing) It looks like a penis, only smaller!
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To a man: You have an inny, except lower!! To a woman: Why are there seagulls circling above you?
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run screaming "BEACHED WHALE!! BEACHED WHALE!!!"
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EEK! Put your clothes back on.
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eh?? and youv not even been in the sea yet!
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Sorry about your accident, man. Can it pick up peanuts?
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ROLL HIM BACK! HE'S DYING!!!!! That shrivelled-up flipper is a dead giveaway!
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Why arent you wearing any clothes ?
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Excuse me, I was just wondering, are you a beached whale, a hippo out of water, or just a person who needs to lose some weight?
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"Hey mom, wanna play volleyball"
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Ma'am, I think you accidentally switched the sunscreen bottle with the container of cottage cheese.
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HAHAHA
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Anything disrespectful and unsolicited.
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Is that a hemorrhoid or a tail?
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"did you know that crabs can jump 10 feet?"
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"did you know the nude beach is 5 miles south?"
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WOW! That looks just like a penis, only smaller!!!
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Oh, what a nice leather vest!
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Ummmmm.....your string is showing. (I know, I know!....baaaaaaad!) :)
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What's with the big puffy jumpsuit? ........ oh. whoopsie.
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"Ew.... even though everyone is nude here, you stand out as the black sheep of the crowd. You're a horrible sight for sore eyes." I don't know if that's the worst, but if it's ever said to someone sensitive... it might have a lasting emotional effect.
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Nice sweater....(like to a really hairy guy)
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I think it's so wonderful that people can be unashamed of their bodies no matter what you look like.
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i was told beauty was skin deep,how wrong can people be
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Cold day?
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Sexual remarks about the person's body can be really offensive. Questioning a man's manhood might also be a bad idea.
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WHEN ARE YOU DUE (AND THEY AREN'T PREGO)
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put some clothes on grandma! (to a 30 year old lmao)
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"Thar she blows! Man the Harpoons!"
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TO A MALE: wow! thats the smallest pecker i ever saw!!! TO A FEMALE: wow! did those things REALLY used to be boobs?
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Absolutely nothing! I have no business to be there in the first place. :)
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Gotta light?! ;-)
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1) (hug the person they're with, romantically) Oh my god! I haven't seen you since that night in Vegas two months ago! I see you've put weight on in the right areas, too (elevator look) oh, who's this? your brother? 2) (carrying a raw oyster, pretend to sneeze behind them, and slap the oyster on their back) 3) (to a guy) Ma'am? I see a jellyfish tentacle sticking out of your... oh.... 4) Woah! Your covered in sand!... That's how your skin always looks? uh... 5) (to a woman) (look down) begin singing Eurythmics "sweet dreams"
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Can I pet your cat?
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Put your clothes back on.
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Not say anything, just stare them up and down an laugh your head off!!!!
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Hey, would you like some suntan lotion? Oh ... never mind ... I don't have that much.
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If it's a man... "gee, is the water that cold?" :)lol
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When's the baby? ... Oh -- sorry, sir.
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Maam,I think you need to go back to your room and iron all those wrinkles out.
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Hey Hey!!! I just had lunch!!!
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Are you a man or a women?
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Wow! I've never seen a circumcision like that ... are you gonna sue for malpractice?
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Following after Bender from Futurama, I'd say: You know, it's funny and they say: What's funny? I reply: YOUR WEINER!!
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Just run away screaming, or point and laugh hysterically.
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Grow up!
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I didn't know the moon was shining today.
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I hope you have brought some protection with you(sunscreen)
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Wow...you must really be cold...it really shrank
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Shit! I had no idea the Sea was so COLD!
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hows it hangin?
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pack it up
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"The water must be freezing."
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Aww..! Are you having a boy or a girl?!
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