I need a job, where i do nothing and get well paid for the absolutly nothing that i do. What do come up with/sugest?
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gabstar
ANSWERS: 13
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Define well paid. Being a toll booth attendant or a monk might be possibilities.
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You could stuff envolopes. LOL!
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Apply at Hawaiian Tropic - they may be looking for some tanning product testers. That would be MY dream job! Grease up, lay out on the beach with an adult beverage in my hand - oh yeah!!
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i don't know, but when you find out............let me know. i'm all for it.
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Yea, I know a job like that and its top level drug dealer. To be the best one, I'd suggest a degree in Business.
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Anxiously awaiting the flood of incoming answers...
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High-level Politician. CEO of major company.
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If you fancy a lot of free foreign travel as well there will be a vacancy in Washington DC next November, but you need to apply quickly.
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Armed security guard. You stand and do nothing for a shift. You have to have no criminal background and you need a license in a lot of states. You don't get paid like crazy, but you get paid decent.
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Bush already has that job for another 2 years.
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Come work for me.
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oh my gosh i had a job like that! but it was boring. however it is quite impossible to work, but not work, you have to do some type of labor. i would suggest a dollar store :] thats where i went, all i did was stock shelves it was so easy and no one bothered me and i took all the time i needed so i wouldnt have to do something else when i finished. seriously its awesome.
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First stay away from titles that contain the words Assistant, or coordinator they mean you work directly for another who will push it all on to you. Thus, that superior position is where you need to be, you'll work some, but not hard. Look for titles that include the words planner, activity, facilitator, and regulatory. These are usually "paper" positions that exist just to be on the record in case the company is placed in an ambiguous position and the question is asked, "what are you doing about???"
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