Help answer this question below.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning....
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's ther?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who'd there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?
+5
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
(Grooooooooooooooooan)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies.
knock knock
who's there?
interrupting sloth.
interrupting sloth who?
::long pause::
::uncomfortably long silence::
rawr!
it's so awkward when you tell someone.
sometimes they even jump because they forgot there was a joke going on.
also, you can say w/e... doesn't have to be rawr.
more like an animalistic grumble would work.
KNock knock... whos there? Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!!!
Get I love you!
knock knock
whos there
i didip
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep! beep!
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LMAO!!! +3
by anonymous on September 1st, 2009