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by GhostWriter13 has found his voice again on July 10th, 2007
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by Ironhead on September 1st, 2009
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning....
by Kimmy on September 1st, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?
by -NUNYA-- on September 1st, 2009
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's ther?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who'd there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?
+5
by Nuttsky on July 10th, 2007
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
(Grooooooooooooooooan)
by Matt Adore on July 10th, 2007
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies.
by cupcakexcutie on July 10th, 2007
knock knock
who's there?
interrupting sloth.
interrupting sloth who?
::long pause::
::uncomfortably long silence::
rawr!
it's so awkward when you tell someone.
sometimes they even jump because they forgot there was a joke going on.
also, you can say w/e... doesn't have to be rawr.
more like an animalistic grumble would work.
by crystalknowitall on September 26th, 2008
KNock knock... whos there? Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!!!
Get I love you!
by frecone on March 28th, 2008
knock knock
whos there
i didip
by Anonymous too on July 10th, 2007
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep! beep!
by rdrainer on July 10th, 2007
Wanna hear a knock knock joke? You go first.
Knock knock; Who's there?; You know; You know who?; Exactly. AVADA KEDAVRA!
by BetterThanIpodNano on January 16th, 2008
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What's your favorite "Knock-Knock" joke?
by GhostWriter13 has found his voice again on July 10th, 2007
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What is the best knock knock joke?
by Jed Merrill on November 9th, 2007
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Yo momma! Yo momma, who?
by kanjalid on May 11th, 2005
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Do homeless people get the full benefit of 'knock knock' jokes?
by yoho05 reminds you to DYOH on April 9th, 2006
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LMAO!!! +3
by anonymous on September 1st, 2009