What's your favorite "Knock-Knock" joke?
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knock knock who's there? interrupting sloth. interrupting sloth who? ::long pause:: ::uncomfortably long silence:: rawr! it's so awkward when you tell someone. sometimes they even jump because they forgot there was a joke going on. also, you can say w/e... doesn't have to be rawr. more like an animalistic grumble would work.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies.
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Wanna hear a knock knock joke? You go first.
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep! beep!
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Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel. (Grooooooooooooooooan)
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knock knock whos there i didip
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KNock knock... whos there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!!! Get I love you!
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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock Knock Who's ther? Banana Banana Who? Knock Knock Who'd there? Orange Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again? +5
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be the last knock knock joke?
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Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning....
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