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What's your favorite "Knock-Knock" joke?

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by Ironhead on September 1st, 2009
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning....
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- LMAO!!! +3
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by Kimmy on September 1st, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?
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- +6 :-}
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by -NUNYA-- on September 1st, 2009
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's ther?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who'd there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?
+5
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- +6 :-}
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by Nuttsky on July 10th, 2007
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

(Grooooooooooooooooan)
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- Huh Huh Huh...love those knock knock jokes.
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by Matt Adore on July 10th, 2007
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies.
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- i think you forgot the "granny who" part because the speaker volleying is uneven....
  i mean, even without it, you get the jist.
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  by cupcakexcutie on July 10th, 2007
- Heh heh. I thought it was going somewhere else.
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  by GhostWriter13 has found his voice again on July 10th, 2007
- No, it's right. When you say it you butt in before the other person has a chance to say 'Granny who' with 'Knock knock' again.
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  by Matt Adore on July 10th, 2007
- see, now i have no beef with it.
  v. nice!
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  by cupcakexcutie on July 10th, 2007
- Thanks v. mucho.
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by cupcakexcutie on July 10th, 2007
knock knock
who's there?
interrupting sloth.
interrupting sloth who?
::long pause::
::uncomfortably long silence::
rawr!

it's so awkward when you tell someone.
sometimes they even jump because they forgot there was a joke going on.
also, you can say w/e... doesn't have to be rawr.
more like an animalistic grumble would work.
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- Gotta love sloths.
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by crystalknowitall on September 26th, 2008
KNock knock... whos there? Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!!!

Get I love you!
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by frecone on March 28th, 2008
knock knock
whos there
i didip
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- Sorry...that one went right over my head.
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  by GhostWriter13 has found his voice again on March 29th, 2008
- hahaha. say the next line: "I didip who?"
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by Anonymous too on July 10th, 2007
Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo beep! beep!
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- I think that very well may have been the first "Knock-Knock" joke I heard as a kid. Thanks for the trip down semi-lucent, memory lane.
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- You're welcome. :)
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by rdrainer on July 10th, 2007
Wanna hear a knock knock joke? You go first.
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- Uh...I don't get it;)
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  by GhostWriter13 has found his voice again on July 10th, 2007
- Try it on somebody...you'll see.
  Hint: It's dumb.
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  by rdrainer on July 10th, 2007
- Sorry for the late reply. Thanks.
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