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  • A double entendre is a phrase with two meanings. A famous example is: "A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, and the bartender gave her one." So in this example, "double entendre" could mean: 1. a certain type of drink 2. an actual double entendre (ie. the bartender told her a double entendre) Hope that helps!
  • If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
  • I'll give you one if you like love.
  • This is from a British Comic book called "Viz": When talking of his wife's antique camera, a man says "I've spent many a hot afternoon with my face under her hood, flicking away at that button, trying to make those leathery old flaps open up."
  • A man walks into the greengrocers and asks the female assistant if it's OK to squeeze her "melons".
  • Most examples of Double Entendre are sexual in nature, but here's one that isn't. It's supposed to be a beginner's Swedish lesson.
  • You put the long, hard shaft into your hot, waiting mouth...you play with it around your tongue...in and out... in and out... you feel it building up inside you...you go faster and faster... the creamy white liquid covers your mouth...you spit, and it's all over... yeah... brushing your teeth is a good thing....
  • im in the navy a submariner. have you herd about us submariners we do it deeper and always go down in my eyes thats a double double entendre
  • I'm a football player and have been taking steroids for about a year now. Problem is that now I need new equipment, because my old equipment is way to small
  • I won't now but let me assure you that I am the King of the puns, the chief farmer of all that is corny and have such a wit that I always use this form of humor all the time, An example you say, well since you want one, one you will get. Elton John is the Queen of England.
  • If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?
  • (this line is from grease when the principal is saying the announcements on the first day of school) : "...and if you are not an athlete, than be an athletic supporter."
  • Dear old Humphrey Lyttleton was a master at delivering double ententres. He will be missed. Take any chance you can get to listen to "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" "Samantha has to nip out now as she's off to see her new American gentleman friend. He's a cattle trader, and as Samantha is keen to buy a prime example, she's been saving up. Excitingley, she'll soon be in a position to receive her first Texan Longhorn." Talking about a TV show based on Charades: "The undoubted star of the show was Lionel Blair. However sometimes even he wasn't able to complete all the titles in mime. Who can forget how he wept at not being allowed the use of his mouth to finish off Two Gentlemen Of Verona?" "Samantha tells me she has to go now as she needs to nip out and see her local pharmacist. He keeps a wide range of tanning cream for her legs and he's always happy to spread them out for her on the counter."
  • When you're doing an audit and tell a clerk sitting at a desk you want to get into her drawers.
  • "I rode Mike last night" (Mike being a horse)
  • "I thought you'd want some more seamen on your poop deck." From Family Guy.
  • that's hot
  • That is a Hard One!
  • "It's too big to fit in my mouth"
  • I can''t leave her behind alone
  • watch repeats of 3 's company jack tripper, larry, or mrs. roper had the best double entendre lines

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