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I just peed.
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zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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i'll call you
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What was your name
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You're better then my sister.
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**I've had better** **You are not the girl for me, but I know a friend who would like to meet you** **I hope you aren't attatched** **That was easy** **You need to wash yourself better, I couldn't even get mine**
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Did I mention I have AIDS?
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I knew I should have listened to the guys about you, and just fisted it.
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So am I good or am I good?!
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not nearly as good as your daughter
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Your sisters better, but your tighter...
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So...cya
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The thing I love about your eyes is... if I look deeply into them, I can see my own reflection! (and yes, I did get that from a certain game)
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Who's next?
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"Well, after that, I have no more doubts- I'm gay."
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I still haven't found that condom yet, Well, if you get pregnant then I'll pay for half of the abortion.
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nothing ;-)
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you're like a prostitute.
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"Your teenage sister was better."
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It's been real , just not real good -- lol
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Your dad was right, you do screw like your mother.
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My name is Nick_C and I'm not gay.
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Could you move honey, I can't see the TV.
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"Is that all?" or "Sorry about that, I thought you were a man!"
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"Did my dad ever use those moves?"
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Are we done yet?
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Close the door on your way out!
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So how much do you charge?
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thanks for nothing.
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So get your a$$ out of bed and make me some breakfast!
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my ex was better
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Well, gotta get home to the wife. . . .
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If I fall in do you have a rope handy to rescue me
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"It's working... IT'S WORKING!"
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What was your name again???
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Beergoggles... wearing.. off! Uhaough!
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… WOW!!! I didn’t even realize I was in your so loose!
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Your sister was better AND more attractive.
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NO!!! Your way too fat to be on top!
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blurting out another woman's name.
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After this, it's back to men!
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My boyfriend does that so much better then you!
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I cant feel anything, its like throwing a sausage up the Grand Canyon....
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The way yors doing it is turning me off.
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GOAAAL!!!
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.
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Where the hell is my income tax return?
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I can't find it!
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'Thank you' The lady is not, after all, reduced to being some kind of servent in this situation.
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"omg the condom broke... just kidding i didnt use one."
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that was pretty good Mary ;), AH uh i mean Lisa @_@!!!
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(insert another woman's name) was way better. Oops, thought you were (insert another woman's name). I'm on a mission to end up in the Guiness Book of World Records for having sex with the most people! Honey, I had a great time. I'm going to call my girlfriend now.
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You Sucked
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So, im going to my girlfriends now... hahaha
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The money is on the dresser.
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i wonder what granny mildred is doing right now
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ok i am done. Bye!
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Did I tell you my great aunt Dorothy died in this bed?
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WOW, YOU REALLY ARE INDENTICAL TWINS!
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I should have stayed gay.
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when they kick u out right away! That gets me very frusterated!
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That was kinda like throwing a hotdog down the hallway.
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That was ok... I guess
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Did you enjoy that?... well I did.
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im not going there again... (never been said to me by the way!!!)
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The condom broke...
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Better run along now.....we are losing the night
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"So, how much did I have to pay?"
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I think the condom broke!
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Hot dog in a hallway?
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my buddies were right you are an easy piece
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Good night.
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Did you make fish today?
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That was very loose and easy.
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So that’s why you wanted to see my fist
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wow, i miss my right hand already.
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i have aids i forgot to tell you before
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You can take the bag off now.
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When the woman was on top riding the man: Hurry & get off...I feel you dripping on me!
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That was great. This new dick actually works out good. Oh ya, did i mension i was a woman?
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I'll do better next time.
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your sister is better
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Well.... I guess that was a "life experience".
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Did you come?
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My ex was much better than you!!
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:)
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"WOW, that was really great, Gina", (when her name is really Rita). ;)
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