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by Halskiisaklink on July 3rd, 2007
Ask it if wants to talk about Jesus.
by unknown on July 5th, 2007
Just kill the darn thing. They only live a couple of days any way. lol
by Arisztid on June 28th, 2007
You have some good advice in this thread. If you cannot get it out of your room and you DO kill it, I want to give you a bit of advice.
If you are chasing it around with a can of flying bug Raid and it flies near your face, between your hand and your face, do NOT spray the Raid. Wait until the fly is NOT in front of your face.
That way you do not spray YOURSELF in the face with Raid.
No, really, I never, EVER, have done this.
Really.
by Keysha on June 28th, 2007
I'll rent you my cat. He LOVES eating them. He thinks the feel of them buzzing in his mouth is wonderful.
by Mushen on June 28th, 2007
Put a sign with the word Exit next to an open window and hope. C'mon, zap it with a bottle of bathroom or kitchen cleaner - if you don't it will keep you awake tonight.
by OrsoChicago on June 28th, 2007
First, turn off all your electrical appliances and all your lights. Then, open your door to a hallway that is well lit. The fly will be attracted to heat and light.
by Babycakes on July 3rd, 2007
Just leave the window open he'll find his way out.:)
by APACHEmeansENEMY on July 3rd, 2007
blow some smoke at it..if you dont smoke..you can light an inscence stick and direct smoke at him....he will leave alive and well...
by ChelseaMark on July 3rd, 2007
Get on your mobile and say in earshot " Hello is that shit express , i'd like to order a lump of turd asap please , 5 minutes ? Cheers ! "
Walk outside your room and phone your neighbour and ask them to ring your doorbell in a couple of minutes.
When they ring ,run for the door and the fly will follow , they love shit.
As you open the door it will fly over your shoulder and you slam the door. Works every time , trust me.
by brickers on July 3rd, 2007
put a sign up that says,shit happens
by Pogster on June 28th, 2007
Hair spray
by DreAnna on June 28th, 2007
catch it
by theredbaron on June 28th, 2007
Chopsticks, Daniel-San! :)
How long will a fly keep alive trapped in your refrigerator with plenty to eat and drink?
by -O-uknow on July 22nd, 2010
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A fruit fly landed on my apricot mango yogurt, and I didn't realize it was there until after I put a spoonful in mouth. Perhaps I'll die?
by Quiet_Listener on July 20th, 2011
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Have you ever seen maggots before? Did one ever touch your skin?
by solsticexcorona on June 29th, 2011
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If you see the insect fly, what would you do?
by XT on July 7th, 2010
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Is it true that the adult fly only lives for 24 hours?
by PlushSkunk on June 26th, 2011
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You're reading Other than killing it, how do i get a fly out of my room G-d dammit?
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