What do you get a deadbeat dad for fathers day?
by 
The King of Awesome
ANSWERS: 39
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A Texas Leather Kit; A boot in the ass, and a belt in the mouth!
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A set of handcuffs, one phone call, and a conscience.
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A nicely wrapped box with a bit piece of coal or a dead iguana
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New batteries for the remote!
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A minute of your thoughts and then quickly dismissed.
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A very large piggy bank so he can start collecting the money he owes- he can then take the loose change to a coinstar machine or to Commerce Bank and turn it in for paper money. Prhaps if its made easy for him,since its only loose change he puts away nightly- he wont feel it, like he doesnt feel for his own flesh and blood.
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I would get him a reasonable price gift. What ever the kids wanted to get him.(reasonably) Because you are teaching your kids how to treat others. Just because their Dad was a dead beat (he isn't) It wouldn't be right for me to teach them to ignore him. and if you went the other route, they would just hold it against you. It is their Dad, they can't understand at a young age about money, so just let them love their Dad untill they grow up and realize things for their selves.
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Well I don't know about a gift but the card could say. "Sorry, I couldn't live up to your example and be a deadbeat son and forget fathers day.".
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I would get him NOTHING!!!..it's the same thing he's giving to the mother and his child,..BUT..if i ABSOLUTELT HAD TO get him something? It would be a book on how to be a better parent, or maybe parenting classes.
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A Father's Day card, that you had been meaning to send, but forgot to.
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The help wanted section...
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An ugly necktie? (Preferably for 10 cents at the local thrift shop.)
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A picture of his kids so that he can see that although he is not a part of their life, they are happy and better off without him.
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Nothing, at least that's what my son's father got.
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I'd serve him papers for the law suit I was about to involve him in.
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subpoena notice of salary garnishment notice of suspension of driver's license.
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Deadbeat kids who buy him nothing!
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A really nice tie.. the deadbeat dads gotta look good in court.
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The nicest present you can afford. Whatever kind of dad he is, he is YOUR DAD
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A collect call, and if he excepts the charges wish him a Happy Fathers Day. If he doesn't you have lost nothing!
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An I.O.U
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Pictures of the kids at various stages of development having fun without him. A free fifteen minute phone consultation with me. For the sake of the kids, the respect of their mother in their presence.
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The sweetest little handmade cards from the kids. Include pictures of themselves. Do whatever you can to make the guy feel bad (if he has a concience.)
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My lack of acknowledgement of him being on this planet....all carefully wrapped up in a parcel made of pity and distain.
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Punch in the face.
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A court summons.
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A piece of paper with DNA test results that say he's not their dad, after all. It's probably what he really wants, even if it's not true.
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This is exactly why we need a clown o gram service that will kick people in the groin.
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anything you can find on the road.
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A book on, how to become a better father.
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If he's really that tired, do some of his DIY for him. LoL
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This is a great question, My kids have a deadbeat dad, but I still told them, they should still call him, just because he is a loser, doesnt mean my kids have to stoop to his level, they are better than him.
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Give him what he gives you...nothing!
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Invite him out to dinner and be sure to tell him to dress up in his finest and to meet you there with a healthy appetite. Follow through if you like but don't announce your presence for a half an hour.
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Swift kick in the ass, then again every time i see him he gets yelled at by my "dad". Swift kick in the ass just to be different.
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A job
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a bill or a receipt
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Stainless Steel bracelets delivered by the local Sheriff.
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Go back and look up all the articles and news reports on DEADBEAT MOMS being arrested on Mother's Day for non-payment of child support and send it to him.
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