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I've heard others give the excuse "That's just what men do." What an insult to men!
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"I did not have sex with that woman" (Bill Clinton claiming getting a hummer in the Oval Office did not count as sex) It would have been funny if he were not the President of the United States of America at the time.
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I think any excuse I've heard could be the worst. Seriously, I'll never understand what's so hard about telling the person you're in a relationship it's over, because the minute you cross that line and actively look for someone else to be with intimately, you really should just end it. I don't care if it's five minutes before you commit the act of cheating...call your partner and end the relationship. Yes, it will hurt them, but you obviously aren't that concerned if you're planning on cheating anyway, right?
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"I thought she was a guy!" Apparently he was so nervous he didn't know what he was saying.
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after questioning a man who cheated and answered "whats the big deal?" grrrrr!!!
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I missed you and he reminded me of you!
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A sister from the church I belong to in NY was dying with cancer. Between the trwatments and all the meds she had to take she was not able to take care of her husband's needs. He thought that was valid reason plust the fact she had one foot in the grave already to screw around. When he was excommunicated for it the Elders put a big part of the blame on her for failing to be a good wife. Pissed me off to no end they would blame this poor sick dying woman for her scumbag husband breaking his marriage vows.
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"I was caught up in the moment" Well why did you let the moment climax to that point?
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"It's not my fault..." Watch the show Cheaters, they're full of them.
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"I was drunk"
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"You always get one freebie" Sick thing is, as much as people forgive nowadays, that's usually true
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I thought it was you!
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It makes me nuts when someone says, "It just happened. I couldn't help it." That's only true if you're a labrador retriever and a cute poodle in heat just stuck her butt in your face. We have the ability to reason ansd therefore the ability to choose. If we cheat, we chose it and should own the consequences insteead of whining like babies that we couldn't help ourselves.
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It's not what it looks like!
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aah, their all pretty bad, but there was one excuse I remember from the 8th grade... We were in French class and a student was late to class. When asked why, she was like "uum....well, uuh...I was tying my shoes". We all looked down at her shoes and they were flats...it was popular at the time....lol
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Umm... You name it and thats the worst one. There is no reason for cheating. If you dont want to be with that one person then break it off and look for someone else. Hahah I tease my girlfriend saying other girls flirt with me (which is true) and she asks sometimes "Do I like them?". O_o It just wont happen I care about her to much. So cheaters really don't care if they get in that situation. - They may try to make an excuse or rationalize but it comes down to they think of them selves instead of who they are cheating on.
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She took advantage of me when I fell asleep because I had a too much to drink, honest... ;)
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what u talking about this is not a hickey, is a rash. man u trippin...... and then oh you just dont remember making me this one last night!!! ( i am like ,hmmmm yeah right !!!! )
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"You said I could go to the strip club." I said he could go and watch, but not have sex with her. He litterly believed that since I was okay with him going it meant it was alright to screw one. "You're boobs are too small and you won't shave or watch porn with me." Same guy and over the same stripper. This was after I bent over backwards to keep him happy by letting him have his strippers and his porn. "Well, you wouoldn't have sex with him." This was my ex-husband's new wife's excuse for why he cheated on me with her. Keep in mind I was a stay at home mom and he refused to be a husband and a co-parent from the time our son was born. All he wanted was sex and I got sick of being a hole in the matress. "I did not. You're just crazy" This was the standard excuse from all the guys who cheated on me after I confronted them. Even if I had proof they denied it to the bittter end.
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because you mad me mad!!!! lol get the fuck outtah there with that lol
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He told me that he just needed to have closure with her (it was one of his ex's) and by having sex one last time that gave him closure. WHATEVER!
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There is no excuse and what I like about most of these answers is that we've kicked his sorry ass out and told him to get a life. He won't, but he is gone so WGAF.
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I thought it was you!
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I've never heard one, personally but I enjoy this one: "It was an accident!" "What? Like you tripped and he fell?"
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I was drunk.
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that he was blackmailed into it. or tricked.
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one of my exes once told me that God made him cheat
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This is a completely true story: My friend was with this guy for a couple of years, when she didn't hear from him for a few days. When he returned he told my friend that he had been kidnapped by a woman who kept him prisoner in her apartment and forced him to have sex with her. If you don't think that is ridiculous enough, she actually believed him and continued to date him.
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there are two of them: 1)biology makes me do it, men cant help it 2) it was an itch i had to scratch(this one courtesy of AB)
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I was drunk I was lonely Because you don't give me enough attention I was tricked I was vulnerable They wore me down I don't know I was drunk and thought it was you
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"he begged me and I felt sorry for him. I'm sorry. It wasn't any good and he smelled bad" yes, she actually said that
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We already had a child together..............
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She's just a friend....
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I thought this was what you wanted.
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I was angry from you so I did it !!
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It just happened ,you werent there when i needed you.
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"I am a sex addict"
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"You have let yourself go". What I would have said if I had the guts : "Hey bud, what did you expect after having your two kids, and then having to clean up after them and your lazy ass. Plus not seeing you until 2:00 am every morning when you get done with work at 5:oo pm the previous night made me bury myself in Hagen Das and Pierogies. Besides, that 25 yr old bimbo stripper is going to lose her looks when she gets older, and she is already afraid to break a nail and refuses to get up at 5:00 am to make your coffee every day... sucker!"
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my pants were stuck and i simply could not pull them up
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i was kidnapped.
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....but he/she came on to ME!
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I was sleepgroping.
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any and all excuses
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"I thought it was you"?
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I tripped, fell, and landed on his dick.
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you made me do it or it just happened.
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but you did it to
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"You don't understand what she can do to me financially if I break it off" LMAO
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Oops, I forgot I was taken.
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it just happened
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"you told me to." (a year earlier - before we were committed, I asked if he ever felt that he needed/wanted to be with other women to see if he was missing out - he was a virgin before me.)
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I heard this from my now bf, that he cheated on his ex girfriend with one of their friends.... "she didnt have enough sex with me so i had to get it somewhere else...but my girl was still better" lol... dushbags.
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"I was drunk and I thought it was you"
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"you did it to me first"
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i dont know why i did it.
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the only excuse ive heard '' i was so drunk '' i felt like punching her, you ever see a drunk driver get pulled over by the cops with a smile on thier face? no, they know what they did.
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the drunk cop out. Drug and alcohol school behind me I can tell you that the drunk excuse is a bunch of garbage. Too many people use it to do as they want. It is all a bunch of gump. I would have people come in and say I was drunk and after hours I would find out that they really knew what they were doing.
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Well, the excuse I heard. "Life with you was too innocent and I wanted to grow up a bit and do something wrong"... I am still not sure the connection between growing up and cheating...
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"I don't know why it happened or how it happened. It just happened." LAME.
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