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by staffie on June 18th, 2007
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who was the doctor?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?
by Ender is back.. And slightly confused. on September 25th, 2007
What do you call five Lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
by SASSYWI-Q-Sassia-Jetpacking with NASCAR on September 25th, 2007
Whats black an white and red all over?
by courtney on May 31st, 2008
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
by kourageous kitty on May 5th, 2008
a man was found hanging from the rafters in a locked room, there was nothing else in the room but a puddle, how did the man manage to hang hiself by his own tie.
by Jade on September 25th, 2007
Do you know how to keep a lawyer from drowning?
take your foot off his head
Do you know how to keep a lawyer from drowning?
No? Good.
by Anonymous on September 25th, 2007
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A:
by pam i am on August 7th, 2007
Maybe...this one:
Simon Simpleton was born in London, England.
His mother was Welsh and his father Scottish.
When Simon was eight his mother died.
When Simon was ten his father married an Irish women and suddenly Simon had an Irish sister.
When Simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in Edinburgh, Scotland.
He is now sixty six.
Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond in his favourite village of Luss, in Bonnie Scotland?
by grandma dee on June 9th, 2009
what goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
by Aspergers syndrome on June 8th, 2009
What is the only word that sounds wrong?
by Anamika on June 4th, 2008
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
by Cammmm on June 2nd, 2008
You are stuck in a room with 2 doors, one which you will die if you walk through and the other leads to safety. There are also 2 guards, one which always lies and the other that always tells the truth. You can only ask one question to only one guard to find the door to safety. What is your question?
by zombiesrule5 on July 14th, 2007
heere is a easy one. im the beggining of eternity the end of time and space what am i?
by Rad Carrot on January 18th, 2009
Man lives on the tenth floor of a building.
Every day he goes out and takes the lift down to the ground floor and goes to work.
Every evening he comes back and takes the lift to the seventh floor, and walks up the last three flights of stairs. Why?
He doesn't need exercise, the lift isn't broken, and he does this every day.
by yahoot on September 30th, 2009
yes,
what do I have in my pocket?
by SqueezyStarfish on November 21st, 2009
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
not a single MAN got wet. yet four MEN did.
play on words
by alagaesia_gurl on January 18th, 2009
This has been on the site a few times.
"You come to a fork in the road. One road leads to certain death, the other to safety. There is a twin girl on each side. One always lies, the other always tells the truth. What question do you ask either girl to try to get to safety?"
The answer is, "What would your twin's answer be if I asked them which path to take." Then you go the opposite of the answer.
by JoeDaKoo1 on November 30th, 2008
ok their is a bunch of house's scattered randomly in a coldisat(dont know how to spell it), they are all coneccted are green on the outside and red on the inside.But their are also lots of little black bibies inside the house's
What are the house's?
by Chezter is going to save the Redheads on October 11th, 2007
Joe goes to Hell and the Devil, in a weird mood, tells him "You have one sentence to decide how you will be tortured for eternity, if your statement is true, I will drag you across an endless field of thorns, if your statement is untrue, I will burn you in my deepest pit."
Incredibly, after Joe says his sentence, the Devil releases him back to Earth
What could Joe have said to make the Devil do this?
by Anonymous on January 17th, 2008
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
by kp2008 on February 4th, 2008
A man is locked in a solid mental room with no windows- but one door ( which is locked and is metal too)
the only things that are in the room with him are a piano, a baseball bat, a saw and a table. How does he get out?
THERE IS A ROOF TOO
by pam i am on August 7th, 2007
I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.
by Highlander is semi-retired from AB on July 14th, 2007
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I? ...............(Answer: I am a shadow)
by zombiesrule5 on July 14th, 2007
next ones r murrder mysterys some of my fav:
A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet-holes discovered were on the man's body. How was he murdered?
by Highlander is semi-retired from AB on July 14th, 2007
How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550 (Answer: draw a line on the first + sign turning it into a 4. 545+5)
by Mastodon on May 5th, 2008
The Riddler does, however he may try to kill you if you fail him.
by Route 66Truckerman on May 5th, 2008
What's meaner than a pitbull with Aids?
by AbsolutValu on October 3rd, 2008
Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
what gets wetter as it dries
by Dustin on November 25th, 2008
Why couldn't the bike stand on its own?
It's 2 tired!
by stummy on June 2nd, 2008
why did the doctor fall out of a tree the day his sun was born?
by aishwarya on June 2nd, 2008
Six glasses are in a row. The first three are filled with milk, and the last three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so that the full and the empty glasses alternate?
by kaylee on May 28th, 2008
I run up the hill, and down the hill, but forever stand still.
by Sriraman on May 31st, 2008
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
TELEPHONE
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
SECRET
by heather on October 10th, 2007
octopus
Was the city of Atlantis real?
by Answerbag Staff on July 5th, 2010
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Can you solve this riddle and found the treasure?
by riddleboy on August 25th, 2010
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Two guys are lost and starving in the woods they find a dead deer, one guys starts eating, the other guy says none for me what happens next?
by curiousjc on August 16th, 2010
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What game with two popular variants is famous for having ivory pieces?
by Answerbag Staff on April 27th, 2010
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have u ever had near death experience ?
by Dj De-Vista on August 15th, 2010
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Comments
I come up with ?, F, & A (Don't want to ruin it for others.)
Your going to have to give me the answer to the first one, but wait till tomorrow.
by BenThere HR on June 18th, 2007
The dogs name is yet? The doctor is his mom? the last one is advice?
by Da_Man on June 18th, 2007
Wow, That's good.
I was thinking advice too.
The F was for femail, I ment mom/
by BenThere HR on June 18th, 2007
good job
by cancer on September 3rd, 2008