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Da_Man
ANSWERS: 35
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A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name? A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who was the doctor? Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?
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heere is a easy one. im the beggining of eternity the end of time and space what am i?
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next ones r murrder mysterys some of my fav: A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet-holes discovered were on the man's body. How was he murdered?
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How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550 (Answer: draw a line on the first + sign turning it into a 4. 545+5)
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I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I? ...............(Answer: I am a shadow)
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I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.
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Maybe...this one: Simon Simpleton was born in London, England. His mother was Welsh and his father Scottish. When Simon was eight his mother died. When Simon was ten his father married an Irish women and suddenly Simon had an Irish sister. When Simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in Edinburgh, Scotland. He is now sixty six. Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond in his favourite village of Luss, in Bonnie Scotland?
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Whats black an white and red all over?
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Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A:
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What do you call five Lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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Do you know how to keep a lawyer from drowning? take your foot off his head Do you know how to keep a lawyer from drowning? No? Good.
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octopus
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Joe goes to Hell and the Devil, in a weird mood, tells him "You have one sentence to decide how you will be tortured for eternity, if your statement is true, I will drag you across an endless field of thorns, if your statement is untrue, I will burn you in my deepest pit." Incredibly, after Joe says his sentence, the Devil releases him back to Earth What could Joe have said to make the Devil do this?
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I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
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A man is locked in a solid mental room with no windows- but one door ( which is locked and is metal too) the only things that are in the room with him are a piano, a baseball bat, a saw and a table. How does he get out? THERE IS A ROOF TOO
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The Riddler does, however he may try to kill you if you fail him.
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a man was found hanging from the rafters in a locked room, there was nothing else in the room but a puddle, how did the man manage to hang hiself by his own tie.
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What's meaner than a pitbull with Aids?
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I run up the hill, and down the hill, but forever stand still.
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Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
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You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I? TELEPHONE If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it? SECRET
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You are stuck in a room with 2 doors, one which you will die if you walk through and the other leads to safety. There are also 2 guards, one which always lies and the other that always tells the truth. You can only ask one question to only one guard to find the door to safety. What is your question?
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Six glasses are in a row. The first three are filled with milk, and the last three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so that the full and the empty glasses alternate?
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why did the doctor fall out of a tree the day his sun was born?
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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what gets wetter as it dries
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Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? It's 2 tired!
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ok their is a bunch of house's scattered randomly in a coldisat(dont know how to spell it), they are all coneccted are green on the outside and red on the inside.But their are also lots of little black bibies inside the house's What are the house's?
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This has been on the site a few times. "You come to a fork in the road. One road leads to certain death, the other to safety. There is a twin girl on each side. One always lies, the other always tells the truth. What question do you ask either girl to try to get to safety?" The answer is, "What would your twin's answer be if I asked them which path to take." Then you go the opposite of the answer.
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Man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he goes out and takes the lift down to the ground floor and goes to work. Every evening he comes back and takes the lift to the seventh floor, and walks up the last three flights of stairs. Why? He doesn't need exercise, the lift isn't broken, and he does this every day.
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What is the only word that sounds wrong?
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what goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
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yes, what do I have in my pocket?
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Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why? not a single MAN got wet. yet four MEN did. play on words
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