What shouldn't you do in a swimming pool?
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ANSWERS: 100
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Do your business in it. Ive seen it happen !
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Drown. its a terrable thing to do.
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Use power equipment or trim your toe nails with chain saws.
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swim naked when there's other people there.
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P in the Ool.
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Swim near this:
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Ask for toilet paper.
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Puke
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Use a knife to cut people up, there'll be blood in the pool and unhappy swimmers.
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Use your hair dryer or any electrical appliance.
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Get an errection.
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Use it as a toilet.
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throw a baby ruth candy bar in!!!!!!!!!! Or throw a snake in there was always afraid of those when I was little getting into the public pool
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Spontaneously combust
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any of the following : take a dump drown have sex puke using it as a trash can put your make up on in the pool.
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Drink the water... Ewww could you imagine.
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drink the water
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Yell: "Oh no...I thought my diahrea was gone!"
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pretend your dead!
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ive been looking for a clip but cant find out. Basically i was gonna say poo in the pool. Aka Kevin and perry styley and it chasses you in the water :P
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don't pee in there.
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Pull the plug out
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Fart - the bubbles are a dead give away.
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swim in the warm spots.....haha
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throw a toaster in it
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bring your pet piranhas
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Swim it is full of other peoples urine and body fat!
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poop
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yell "fire!"
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use a cell phone.
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Defecate.
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Poot , blow wind , that causes bubbles -- LOL + 5
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swim naked. You will scare the little kids.
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Wear ankle weights.
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I must admit to having a poo during a swiming lesson once, it was about 20 years ago when I was about 7yo, I needed to go so I went, I got away with it too! No one knew who it was!!!
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Throw-up. I don't think they like you drowning either.
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Pee
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Release lots of yellow food colouring. People will get the wrong idea.
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You Should not have sex in the pool. Even if its not a public pool. The water and chemicala mess all the natural lubrication up. I know I will most likely get downrated for that but people need to know its not pleasent. Oh women: Don't swim while you have your period. I know with a tampon some think its okay. Its not, its just gross.
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Dive in one and then find out it was emptied for cleaning.
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Conduct nuclear experiments on the sub atomic level
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An Unidentified Floating Object...
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Submerge twice and only come up once.
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Hold your breath for 20 minutes. You won't like it and you will fail.
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Pee in the pool.Fart in the pool.
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Shave with an electric shaver.
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Shave with an electric shaver.
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skinny dip
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Skinny dip when your drunk... Something always gets stuck in the pumps... ?????? 3====> ?????
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well as a swimmer i must inform u that there are several things u musnt do. 1. You must never be caught while peeing in the pool. Feel free to pee but if you get caught, tsk tsk. 2. Dont try and tickle someone else. Its just not funny when they start choking on water and die 3. (Last one) You must never get an errection it sucks and it can lead to some very nasty sexual harrasment charges!!
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take a dump, brown floaters are not a good look. hey kids..That is not a candy bar. LOL
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Pee!! I don't swim in a public pool, cause you never know.
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Things you dont do: Pee Wear A Diaper Wear A Pad Swallow the water
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you absolutely should not ever dive off the high board until the pool is filled with water
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Inhale the water into your lungs.
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Pee in it.
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Take a laxative.
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run
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Drink the pool watter=))
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Play video games. This may be hazardous to your health.
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pee from the high diving board
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Paint your toenails
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Maturbate
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fee on it!!! hehehe
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Defecate.
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drown in pool
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Surf the web. Computers don't run well underwater.
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SHIT,PUKE OR SHAG(if it is a public pool)
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you shouldn't die that could get nasty
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Get an errection in your speedos.
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Poop. Cuz that's just icky. And get your period. Although, you can't exactly control that, can you?
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Do whatever makes you happy. The sanitizers keep everything clean if properly maintained. If your not sure about the conditions, don't get in.Oh and there are lubricants made to use in water;)
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Have a pony in it (thats cockney slang folks)
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Pee and wear see-through-when-wet swimwear.
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Probably this:
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Id say drown.
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eat things that have settled to the bottom
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Park you car.
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Can't really think of a bodily function you should do there... Can you? (Well, breathe, but...) ;-)
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read.
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Have sex its very bad for the womens vagina and a very easy to way become pregnant.
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Laundry.
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sink
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Sing and sink.
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pee pee ;)
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Drink the water is another...
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Drive your car.
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Drink the water
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Smile dreamily near the bubble jets.
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Splash!
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Try to paint watercolors (at least not in a full one).
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Go under water and take a deep breath.
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piss or fart
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Attempt to Breathe.... Under-water
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Drown
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pee... puke...
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drink the water.
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TV repair
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Make toast
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eat, bleed, spit, excrete bodily fluids.
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