What did Captain Jack Sparrow say to Paris Hilton?
by 
Mizu.Koori
ANSWERS: 7
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I wouldn't even dare Pirating a copy of the simple life. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I would like to plunder that booty though!
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I don't think I disurved that.
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"Is this a dream? I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum."
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"Didn't I see you in Davey Jones' locker, love?" I love you jack sparrow!!!
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i thought i defeated the skeletons in the first movie.
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I don't know, but it would be awesome!!!! Love ya, Cap'n JackSparrow!
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These trampy clothes do not suit you in the least. For you it should be a a dress that is actually CAPABLE of covering your crotch in public you boney little SKANK! ...and find some underwear, that thing is drawing flies!
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