What not to say during a physical examination?
by 
Chosun One
ANSWERS: 13
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Sorry - I didn't have anough time to finish wiping that off. Do you have any moist wipes?
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sorry I have been eating nothing but bean and cheese burritos for three days
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Excuse the farts.
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King Kong doesn't have anything on me!
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I think I've overdosed on Viagra!.
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I don't mean to ask anything untoward of you, but could you please keep an eye out for a small, yellow toy car?
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I have no insurance.
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Oh that? It's just a sore spot. Sure, it's been oozing for months...
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Doc: cough please. Me: *cough* Doc: once most. Me: *cough* burrrrp ..... "doc? doc? you there?" the docs on the floor flat out.
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If you find a gerbil, his name is "Hammy". Don't scare him!
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Why dont you get a camera while your at it.
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Are you open minded? cause I'll do anything to pass this medical!!!
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Can I get naked now? Please, please, can I get naked now.
El Soupy 
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