ANSWERS: 100
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"Okay, maybe the US Military isn't as great as we've made it out to be..."
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Look my IQ just went up.
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"Today, i have ordered the INS and National Guard, to begin rounding up all illegal immigrants, in the United States, for immediate deportation".
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I am wrong. Period.
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Dick Cheney is the real president and we did a big mistake going into Iraq.
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That s my face,second from the left,on Mt.Rushmore.
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The price for that "cheap foreign labor" that businesses will get out of this deal, aside from lost jobs and depressed wages for American workers, is more than two trillion dollars in debt for the rest of the taxpayers.
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Osama Who??
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ummmm. Two witches, were watching two watches, Which witch was watching which watch
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ok, we tried to pull a fast one on y'all
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That pretzel put up a good fight, I'll tell you what.
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Let's recount those Florida votes just one more time!!!
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"The people of the Middle East can fend for themselves, it's not the business of the U.S. to bring democracy to the rest of the world, and trying to do so only aggravates terrorist activity." If that sentence ever comes out of his mouth, I owe you a fiver.
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A well spoken coherent sentence.
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I've been wrong. Forgive me and I will do my best to turn things around.
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"I want to thank the American people for this historic moment - a landslide victory to an unprecedented third term as the President of the United States."
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Al Gore shoulda won.
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''I, George W. Bush was wrong, I admit comtinuing the Iraq War was a plan from my bestest frien, Oussama Bin Laden.''
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how about things he'll never say right like nuclear
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make mine a vodka please..
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Just kidding, I'm really a democrat.
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"I don't know what I'm doing."
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One thing GB would never say is anything intelligent and also what everyone else was saying about admitting he was wrong
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I havent seen Tony Blair in a while.
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Sure was nice of all these people to be Fair, when I was doing the best job I possibly could, being only a man with the same failings as any other.
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The W. in his name right. "My name is George W. Bush." would cause the world to explode. "My name is George Dubya Bush." Well... things go on as normal.
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
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We surrender.
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"i was wrong about ________________________." (WMDs, katrina, iraq, you can fill in the blank with whatever you like.)
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He will never again take the Presidential Oath of Office
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"In accepting this Nobel prize..."
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UUUUUUUUH WHERES MY SHOTGUN IM GOING TO SHOOT ME SOME ILLEGALS.
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*psst* How'd you spell George?...i was gna say how dya say sorry...but that would never happen so i thort of sumit a bit more practial...evn tho the questions wat would never pass his lips or sumit :S
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I think...
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You're right, I'm wrong, I am an @$$
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I don't want your oil.
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oil companies have enough money, millionares and billionares should pay higher taxes, i want to help the lower and middle class, i like mexicans, and sure you can see these documents
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Fumier mon saucisson amour.... Roughly translated - "Smoke my sausage of love..." French.
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"I'm Sorry"
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"C'mon, Dick, let's go hunting"
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I'm pulling out of Iraq, it was a mistake.
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I would like to give 1 million dollars of my personal funds to a homeless person.
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There are ILLEGAL immigrants in the United States
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Al Gore should have won. (Or, in the re-election Kerry should have won.)
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I'm sorry , I was wrong
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Any words with over 2 syllables.
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Lets git on Hillary LOL
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^George Bush will never say he was wrong, and the truth is the reason our people are being killed, is because he wanted to finish his father's war, oil is a part of it as we all know too. Fact: When one of Saddam Hussein's mistress's was questioned by the United States government, and this was verified from what I read. She told them that right after 9-11 Saddam turned to her and said he's going to finished his fathers war. I doubt he will finish it, but he made one hell of a mess. Impeach Bush and Chaney
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You're right...we SHOULD seal the border and throw out all the illegals. What was I thinking ?!@?
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"Eh...forget the war on terror, let's just give it up."
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The invasion of Iraq was based on lies and/or mistakes -- The decision to highlight weapons of mass destruction as the main justification for going to war in Iraq was taken for bureaucratic reasons.
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"I'm sorry"
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We have found WMD in Iraq
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" Can I have another Pretzel? "
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"I made a mistake."
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"My daughters just enlisted."
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i knocked down the towers
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I hate to use this one, because I otherwise admire his father, but: "Read My Lips...No New Taxes" He learned from his father's mistake and cut taxes without making it a huge irretractable campaign pledge.
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I feel bad about causing unnecessary slaughter in Iraq; there were no WMD's.... I just wanted the oil money and revenge for my father's war. Blood for oil, that was very ignorant of me. I tied Clinton up in court so he couldn't finish the things he wished to, I threw out all the good bills he set in motion, but kept NAFTA after forcing him to sign it to get said bills passed. I rigged the election and set up 9-11 to give cause for attacking innocent people, they had the oil, I wanted it. Osama is my secret lover, he would do anything for me. Now that Laura found out, I am confessing my sins and I hope to be forgiven.
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We surrender.
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I declare this war over.
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nu-CLE-ar
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I'm really smart, I'm resigning, I'm not going to say stupid stuff anymore and I'm going to stop pretending that I know what I'm doing
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Two coherent sentences together
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An intelligent sentence, properly pronounced and enunciated.
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Probably NUCLEAR spelled correctly
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about how bad he is of being a predsident
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My fellow Americans, we must spend less time focusing on the war on terror, and more time focusing on the war on drugs.
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i was wrong for trying to be a president......
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See same question asked about Paris Hilton on another thread, same answer applies.
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A prepared speech correctly.
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My fellow Americansh, I am the worst president in history. In these past four years I have lied, cheated, and manipulated the system, and the American people to horde money, and wealth for myself, my friends, and my family. I have sent countless of your sons and daughters to their deaths to attain a good gift for my daddy. As we speak we, my administration is torturing countless of prisoners in the most inhumane way imaginable. I have profaned the american image to the world, and have made the rest of the world hate this nation so I can live i the lap of luxury while you, the american population has to work hard just to make ends meet. I have a personal vendetta against the homosexual community because I am jealous of their great style, and outlook on life. I have committed atrocities against my country, it's people, the world, and it's people, so I beg of you, to arrest me, try me without any rights, as I have given no prisoners any rights, and throw me in a prison cell to rot for all eternity. I am a idiot who cannot speak right, nor do I have remorse for the countless lives, jobs, and respect that in my name I have afflicted against mankind. I am a hopeless cause.
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I suffer from untreated alcoholism, and that's why I'm such a rat bastard. And I'm a cheater cheater pumpkin eater.
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aluminum
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman Monica Lewinsky.
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I joined mensa,just on the strength of my speeches!
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"I've decided to become an atheist. God told me to do that. And I don't underestimate His wisdom." Why would he not say it? Because he would say misunderestimate instead.
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that he caused 9/11.
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I'm unintelligent
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i lie to you all...i should'nt have attack iraq...i love peace..
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I was totally wrong about everything I did as President and I believe I am the worst President the United States ever had or ever will have. :(
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Is there anything you haven't heard Bush saying lately? I mean he has said everything that is to be said during his time in office. Perhaps the one thing Bush will never say is, "I am giving up my precious... My precious oil... Down it goes into Mount Doom. Boom!"
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I have an average IQ.
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I don't really run this country. I am just a front man for Americans to hate. I have no conytol over anything. I just do as I am told. I know you hate me and you should but I would have done things differently if I were really in control I'm sorry!
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" I really AM smarter than a fifth grader!!"
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"I'm finally going to do something about those gas prices you all keep complaining about." :)
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I did not have, sexual relations with that woman... how she had my kids, I'll never know. :)
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I have finished my dissertation on economics and here is the answer to that calculus problem.
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the people of the united states you can have my oil
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Saddam was right.
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"Purple nipple diswasher penis balls."
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I am a member of the Illuminati to support the New World order. My 2 cents.
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Obama, Hillary, Kerry, and Gore are fucking awesome.
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im a lier
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laura can i buy you a boob job
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Lets stop the war in Iraq, Save Darfur, Help New Orleans through Katrina and pay for those girl scout cookies we stole
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"NU-CLE-AR"
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I was wrong to invade Iraq.
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"I'm sorry, America."
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There were after all no weapons of mass distruction. I did not really rule the country, they told me what to do.
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