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Heh... Mind is in the gutter again...
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A flagpole.
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You really want to know? :P
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Tentacle. Please respond if you actually get that.
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When I was on my preschool playground, a giant black RAT ran right through my legs. I learned a lot from that experience. I could have been scared forever and hated rats after that, but instead I understood it was just trying to get out of the playground safely. It wasn't out to bite or harm me. It knew my open legs would be safe to travel through. I have never feared rats or any other animals after that experience. This gave me a whole new outlook on "what goes on between my legs."
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I would have to say kids, they seem to think I'm a jungle gym.
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We stumbled upon them in the wetlands..they must have been migrating. There were so many, no one dared move, we would have stepped on some of them...It took about 7 minutes for all of them to pass by us...I'm guessing on the number that went between MY legs..but at least.... About 5000 baby
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I've never had anything weird down there, but I work in a hospital and last week a guy came in who thought he'd try something new. He drained the juice off of a can of tuna and smeared the juice all over his ****. Then he tried to get his cat to lick it off. The cat got a little excited, and grabbed him with both paws (claws sticking out) and began chewing on him. The guy was pretty messed up when thy brought him in.
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Poison sumac.
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A tick? And I ride horses and mules, does that count?
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An ultrasound wand to check on my youngest son. And the head monitors for my oldest.
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Hummm... a mouse. I was on the toilet minding my business, hehehehe, when my cat chased a mouse in the bath room. It ran between my legs and behind the toilet with our cat close behind! Yikes! That would have made America's Funniset Home Videos!
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I guess you need to define weird. lol just kidding. nothing, Just the norm.
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Ok, I have not had anything unusually strange down there. I have had some odd things but nothing odd enough to do justice to this question. However, a friend of mine did. Her husband, shall we say, decided to have carnal relations with his vacuum cleaner. Well, guess what. He got stuck. His wife refused to take him to the hospital. Ready... He had no choice but to call a cab. Cheaper than an ambulance. I would say that it got better from there but it did not. I have worked in the medical field all of my life and have seen this sort of thing. I know that the staff may have a little giggle at this sort of thing. I know I did. :)
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A minibike. When I was a kid I had this minibike and it had not run for a couple of years. When I was about 12 I got it running again, but it had no brakes. I took off down the road and turned around to come back to our house. My dad and his buddy were standing behind a pickup talking and I decided to be "cool". I got the minibike up to top speed and the plan was to just stand up when I got by them and let the minibike head on down toward the barn and crash. The one thing I didn't consider was that I was going as fast as the minibike. When I put my feet down the next that that hit the road was my face. When they realized I was OK except for a bloody nose and wounded pride I have never seen two grown men laugh so hard........
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She had a name(Coleen) and I really don't think it's nice of you to make me bring it up in case she sees this and it hurts her feelings!
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A supposed virgin
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My cats sleep inbetween my legs at night.... p.s. not under the blanket...over it...uhm no real contact (coughs)
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a light saber, may the force be with you, the force was in me.
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The weirdest and best was an astropop!!!! The guy licked me clean afterwards!!!! :)
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Not my legs but a chap came into hosptal with a mouse stuck up his butt becuase he was told to put cocaine round his ring peice, insert a tube and let the mouse do all the work...thing is the mouse couldn't get enough of him and got stuck!
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a fuk off dick
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