Why shouldn't naked men parachute?
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gtravels loves her life penguin
ANSWERS: 29
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They might get their dangly bits tangled in the ropes of the parachute. lol
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I would say 'naked people' in general shouldn't parachute, but... You never know what you are going to land on, and the wind up there (from free-falling at the start) might tear something off.
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One full moon is enough.
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Naked parachuting is almost never a good idea, whether you're male or not, for a number of reasons: -The wind at that altitude can be very fast and very cold, you'd be turning blue by the time you hit the ground. -There wouldn't be anywhere to attach the ends of the paracute ropes, or worse yet, there *Would* be. -You never know what you might hit on the way down. -Common courtesy to people on the ground below, no one deserves to look up from their gardening and see a naked man rapidly plummeting towards them out of the sky (Unless of course you're into that kind of thing).
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I dunno, why shouldn't they? Maybe because it's so hard to air?
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I can think of at least 3 reasons....
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They may pull the wrong thing if they need their reserve chute.
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Because they might poke someones eye out. This lot are in preparation! And the second one their lucky their landing in water as the parachute sisnt go off!
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As long as they don't so it in a public area, naked women can do it too and they can get together and it would be the mile glide club.
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Because thsy might get thier mess caught in a tree. Like frying bacon naked, parachuting nakies is not a good idea.
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Windburn is painful... And so is the landing. Imagine landing in the desert and you tuck and roll all over rocks and cacti. Or into trees and sliding down the truck. Or into an open field, on top of cow and horse "business"...
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Could you imagine slamming into a tree naked? OUCH!
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NO ONE should nude skydive. The pics below show why.
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Because bugs might end up in a place they should'nt be!
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Road or grass rash. Bugs! dangling cords. Trees!
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What? Sounds like a great idea!
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Naked parachuting is right up there with watching naked underwater swimming. It's just weird to see skin do all that flapping.
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Because his outie may become an innie...LOL
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Gives the term "breaking your balls" new meaning.
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As if we need to see those things flapping in the wind on the way down.
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Why not? If they enjoy it. They just have to follow some rules: The Naked Skydiving FAQ http://www.kchmviewer.net/skydiving/bill_nude_jump_faq.html
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Because Eagles and Hawks hunt and attack small wormy snakey looking things.
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skydiving naked is one of those things that EVERYBODY should try....at least once....
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Because your wife might find it in a porno.... O_o... try explaining THAT one -_-
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Windchill. Air enema.
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They could land on the ground hard? LOL
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I parachuted naked once and the parachutes nylon cord wrapped around my Johnson and when they found the parachute all that was attached was the penis. The rest of the body was never found.........
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You could end up wearing your balls for a necktie?
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Because they aren't smart enough to know which cord to pull except the hard way, trial and error.
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