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by hdsquaver spark on May 11th, 2007

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Who gave my garden gnome a few bottles of vodka?

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  • by ChelseaMark on May 11th, 2007

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    I did , i hope they havn't fallen in the pond again. Last time i done it they were taking it in turns to ride the rodeo on a poor squirrel's back.

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  • by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 11th, 2007

    P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines

    Damn, they were suppost to hide that. Teach me to trust a drunken garden gnome. Guess the party's off too.

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  • by unknown on May 11th, 2007

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    While it is perfectly acceptable to catch gnomes with beer it is completely irresponsible to give them hard liquor. That's what caused the Dust Bowl back in the 30s for Pete's sake! Never ever give a gnome, especially a garden gnome, hard liquor. I would find the culprit ASAP and deal very harshly with him/her.

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  • by jtolb65 on May 11th, 2007

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    Dude, I had to nail their feet to the ground to keep them from running away. Then they were all whiny about being nailed down so I gave them a little something to wet their whistles and keep them happy.

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  • by Sarita1 Goes Bollywood on May 11th, 2007

    Sarita1 Goes Bollywood

    They got into the liquor cabinet AGAIN!

    I think its time for AA...

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  • by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on April 23rd, 2008

    Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today

    It wasn't me.
    I know that gnomes have a weak spot for beer.
    Yes it was I that left the 1/2 case of Fuglsang Lager.
    'An independent Danish brewery in Haderslev, in the province of South Jutland, is Fuglsang. This is territory lost to Austria and Prussia in 1864 and returned to Denmark in 1920. Owned by four members of the fifth generation of the Fuglsang family, the brewery, founded in 1865, is also a maltery, the third largest in Denmark after those owned by Carlsberg. The brewery and maltery, buildings that range in age from 1800s vintage to modern, are spread out over a large area across the street from Haderslev Pond (more the size of a lake). In times past, blocks of ice were carved out of the frozen pond to lager the Fuglsang beers.'
    FL: http://www.thatsthespirit.com/en/beer/articles/danish_beer.asp

    We all gnow that gnomes prefer a pint of lager more than anything else anyway.

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  • by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on May 15th, 2007

    Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger

    Not me, the only thing my gnome's receive are grass clippings.

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