If the fashion police arrested you, what would it be for?
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Winter Rain
ANSWERS: 30
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Everything right now - Hair'do
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A harassment SUIT, I have no doubt.
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Could be any number of things, I'm a complete and utter Fashion Anarchist. But of course, you know how the fashion police are, if they can't find a reason, they'll just plant a pair of bubblegum pink polyester leg warmers on you.
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clothes out of style..colors don't match either.
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Red shoes with purple net stockings, such as the ones I'm wearing today...
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style
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A bad hair cut ;)
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Not giving a fiddler's fart about fashion.
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maybe my colour combination.. hehe.. especially socks but hey you can't really see them!
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Not wearing shoes.
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Oh, they'd probably cuff me with my own furry handcuffs I wear on "special occasions"...lol..!
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right now... wearing trackies after lunchtime??
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Well, I can try listing them: 1. Steel-toes boots (+365 counts) 2. Tattered old gray vest (+283 counts) 3. Old jeans (+15 counts) 4. No color coordination (Life sentence anyways) 5. Maintaining one hair color at all times (Yet another life sentence) 6. Having too much cleavage and not obeying society's demand for viewing rights 7. Wearing one necklace for more than a day (+365 counts) 8. Not wearing school colors on "School Spirit Day" 9. Not dressing like a whore when it's the "style" 10. Not giving an absolute DAMN what the fashion policer think! (About 50 Life sentences worth) Go ahead, do your worst!!!! And remember: Steel-Toe Boots!
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Wearing my COWBELL
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shorts, t-shirts
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My wife would say simply everything that I wear!
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My husband tells me I dress like a 60 year old woman. I think I would be sentenced to "death row".
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I'd be recruited lol!
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Id like to think id get an award, i always like to look my best, neat and well presented, whether in my work suit and heels or slouchy trousers and flip flops
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Right now? a ticket. I'm wearing a JMU sweatshirt that's at least 10 years old and has a hole in the elbow from a touch football game while in college and my flannel pajammmie bottoms with gnomes on them
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Oh dear, you mean like right NOW?!?! I'm not expecting company or anything so is it okay that I'm in my fleecy moose caftan? At least my hair isn't a mess, I did wash it today. Tell them to come by tomorrow and I'll be all prettied up. I'll try to match and maybe even wear underwear:-)
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Oh I'd get an award for sure:)
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Sometimes an award . . . sometimes a ticket!
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...It depends on if they caught me at work or at home!
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it would depend on the day! probubly a ticket!
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Jail time for me. Pink shoes with red socks, man...what can I say. ;)
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Wearing blue jeans and a t-shirt, I'd probably get a warning, possibly a ticket if the cop didn't like what my shirt said!
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Here's another one: Stupidville--Population: You
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Under the influence of Roberto Cavalli
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Habitual offender.
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