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Brian I
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Someone showed up with a Kerry for President button and another guy said "Did you get that out of the same trash can as your daily paper?"
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During the presidential debate between Kerry & Bush, Bush said: "That answer almost made me want to scowl?"
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When some bloke's said to my mate " Why don't you say it to my face ", he's replied , "Which one ? "
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Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe before they left! oh and, I asked for the news, not the weather! (when somebody sprays when talking)!
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Saw Mark Lamarr in a kebab shop in Manchester. Asked him what he he was doing there. He looked at his kebab, looked at me, then replied 'I like good food, and I'm prepared to travel'.
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In college I had a nigerian biology tutor - I asked what the reason was that black people don't have melanin pigment in the palms of their hands or on the soles of their feet, was it due to evolution from when we walked on all fours and the sun didn't see our hands or feet so no pigment was needed for protection? and its the same with white people but its unnoticeable due to our lack of pigment all over? After this lengthy question she said, very matter of factly... Oh no, its so, when we wipe our arses we can see if we got shit on our fingers. After wetting myself laughing I said what about the soles of our feet? She continued to reply nonchalantly... Again, so we can see when we've stood in dog shite. hahahahhaa classic!! She was an awesome teacher! x
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Woman to her husband, "When's that pimple between your shoulders ever gonna' come to a head? "
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"If I had wanted to talk to an arsehole I would have farted." ;)
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Have you ever considered having a plexi glass window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see for yourself, what your head looks like, up your own ass? *Or modified... ...So that you can see where you're going while your head is up your own ass?
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I have anal glaucoma, so I cant see my arse going to work today!
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Years ago, my Grand-Ma told my forgetful father:"You watch! One day you'll forget your head somewhere!"
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