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I need to lay a cable !
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I say: I am stepping across the hall or Excuse me, my eye (or back) teeth are floating I had a co-worker that used to say she had to go walk the dog..
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Gone for a slash, be back in a mo.
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Check the plumbing; Drown a mole; Splash me boots; See a man about a dog; Water the daisies; Shake hands with my best friend; Point Percy at the porcelain; Park my breakfast; Drop a depth charge; Go to the Throne room; Do some paperwork.........
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I have to powder my nose I have to use the Ladie's room/Little Girl's Room In an MMO (video game) we always say: AFK Bio I need to find the restroom I need to freshen up That's all I can think of that are "polite"
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Im desperate get out of there!!!! There is no more polite way in our house.
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I gotta pee, move outta my way!!
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Please excuse me!
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Nature calls I have to recycle some beer I've got to put coffee in the other pot After too much drinking, I'm going to talk to God on the big white telephone.
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Pinch a loaf, Take a dump Oughtta my way!
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I need to powder my nose.
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I just need to check the plumbing.
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Just gotta drain the lizard, mate.
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I want to go to the loo.
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Mess yourself... :-)
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"I need to use the toilet." (You ask for a bathroom in SA and well you will get a bathroom haha). - Unless you mean the bathroom then it would be "Time for a bath." "Have to get cleaned up."
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In ireland? 'I have to go to the jacks!'
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I need to have a wazz.
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visit the Golden Arches worship the porcelain doll take a tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
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where is the washroom? cesuo zai nar?
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My hubby uses the phrase, I need to talk to a man about a mule.
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i gots to go PEE :)
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Quick, out of my way!!!
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i need to drop some kids off at the pool. Construction workers use lots of fun words. lol gotta go number one or two.
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File paperwork in the Oval Office
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i need to make a donation to the children of crapistan
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I have to drain the main vein.
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Pinch a loaf. Drop a stink pickle. Piss like a three-peckered billy-goat. Put one through the hoop. Take the Browns to the Super Bowl. Take care of a storage problem.
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I need to go visit my throne or the king....
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I STILL say "I have to go potty"..( My youngest is 8yo)
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Proper Etiquette answer: "Pardon me for a moment, I need to freshen up"
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No one needs to know where I'm going or what I will be doing when I get there, if I need to use the restroom, and can find it on my own, I simply say "Excuse me"
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Nature calls.
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I gotta drop the kids off at the pool
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Time to water the peony bush. I have to pee like a Russian racehorse.
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I've gotta take a wicked yes gotta take a piss(its obvious but oh well) I'm going to drop the Cosbys off at the pool Drain the lizard
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Excuse me. I'll be right back.
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Years and years and (well you get the picture) in England, when there were pay toilets that cost a penny, you would say "Excuse me, I need to spend a penny" You can still hear the phrase today but mostly with the older crowd.
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I like to say "I've gotta use the grump stump. Also, "I'm going to go sit on the toadstool". I've usually got a lot of books in there so I'll also say "I'm going to the library."
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I'm going to the facility!
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I need to potty! LOL
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I need to take a piss.lol
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I feel the need to dispose of bodily wastes.
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I always say "I've got to make a pee pee". It thrills the heck out of my teens! Or, if it's the other, my sister and I say "I have to take a King Louie". That one is a long story, but to make it short, I had a dream that a guy I knew years ago was at my mom's house and he ran to the bathroom yelling that to me, so that's what we've started calling it!
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I need a shit, I need a crap, Wheres the shitter or Wheres the crapper.
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where is the rest(mens')(wash)room...or in chinese ce suo zai nar?
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I need to do something that you can't do for me.
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have a waz :)
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I always say I have to go Potty.
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Going to shit! Going to piss!
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I need to visit the Gents room.
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I need to drown a rat!
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For a girl 'part the red sea'
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Get the f**k out or i'll piss on your shoes!
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I need a shit
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I need to tap the dew off my lily.
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The bathroom, I have to use.
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"I gotta take a piss."
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i gotta go potty
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I have to use the jacks, Gotta to go to the loo. Have to use the lavatory, Jaysus I'm bursting!!
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I need to use the facilities.
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I'll be right back!
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I must unleash the un tameable
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an oldie: I have to powder my nose.
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Excuse me!
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i gotta pee!!!! (while running toward the bathroom)
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I gotta pinch a loaf,
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"Excuse me." No need to announce I gotta pee or I gotta poop.
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The wordless way. Cross your legs, look worried, and jump up and down.
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I gotta shit/piss.
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I have to use the plumbing. +5
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I have to go to the head. I have to go to the restroom. I have to go to the little boy's room or little girl's room.
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My tonsils are floating.
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I gotta take a crap!
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Captain's Log
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Minun täytyy käyttää WC. J'ai besoin d'utiliser les toilettes. Ich brauche die Toilette zu benutzen. Мне необходимо иÑпользовать туалет. Jag behöver använda den toalett ç§ã¯ãƒˆã‚¤ãƒ¬ã‚’使用ã™ã‚‹å¿…è¦ãŒã‚ã‚Šã¾ã™ã€‚
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Drop a deuce Take the kids to the pool Drain the main vein Use the facilities Gotta see a man about a horse Shake the dew off the daffodil Visit the think tank Grow a tail. lol, that was fun :D
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I have a turtle head a-poking out!
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If anyone asks, I just say that "I/he/she went to the little ladies' room." This usually inspires a chuckle and reduces the awkwardness of such an announcement.
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I need to use the urination station
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Bleed the lizard, play fireman, brown snake playing peak-a-boo with my butthold, taking the browns tot he supper bowl, mudd bowl '09, Enjoy =]
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I'm going to the jacks.
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Gotta take a dump Gotta crap Gotta piss Wait Voy al baño or you could just grab a newspaper/porn mag and grin as you leave.
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Thai: hong-nam-you-tee-nay
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Please direct me to the accomodations for gentlemen.
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I drizzle from my wizzle.
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Excuse me while I go B.M./empty the ol' ballast tank!
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The polite way of saying it that women tend to use is 'I need to go wash my bum.'
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It's potty time.
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Excuse me but I have to go hang out with the guy I grew up with.
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