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See ya Don't wanna' be ya - and don't let the door hit you in the a-- !
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one things i would says ''pls back off cuz u dumped me and no reason for me to go back on and move on''!
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Don't give them the satisfaction of saying anything at all!
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hmmmm well ideally it would be something to the effect of "enjoyed your company, learned loads from relationship.its unfortunate we have to part" However for me lol its usually sniff sniff bawl for awhile "ill miss you" arggggh relationships!
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oh yeah forgot to tell you about my HIV !!
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G'day Owner of the Universe, Thank you for your question. The best thing is to try and leave the relationship with some dignity. Often the best revenge is to find another partner better than the person who dumped you. While its tempting to thing of a zinger such as "I hope that your sister finds that you are a better lover than I did", the best thing is often to remain silent and not make it even worse. Regards
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"Oh God, what a relief, thank you so much"
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It's your loss, not mine.
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nothing. you shouldnt even give them the time a day. figure if theyre dumb enough to dumb you, theyre not worth your breath.
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i say "ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh im going to kill myself, ahhhhhhhhhh, i cant live without you, ahhhhhhhhhhhh" then i pop a bunch of tictacs that i keep in a prescription bottle.
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If you say this very calmly and with a smile on your face it can actually have quite an effect on someone: "You've made the biggest mistake of your life and you'll realize that one day. Unfortunately by the time you do, I'll have moved on and you'll have been nothing more than a hurdle in my life."
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Bye, have a nice life.
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Oh...you just beat me to it :-)
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you were the weakest link, GOODBYE!!
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nothing. if you feel the need to go put on "i will survive" and sing your heart out, feel free to do so -- in private!
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goodbye and good riddance
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if you really want the maximum revenge,then say nothing at all,just walk away and continue with your own life.the other person is not only left standing there looking stupid,but they are left thinking that they were not even worth answering.the other person wants a reply from you so that they can have closure,don t give it to them,leave them hanging.
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Wow! So much "Dark Side of The Force" in these answers. I would hope that I'd have the fortitude to say "I'm sorry that we didn't work out. I hope you find what you're looking for down the road" I'm acting on the assumption that I liked the person who 'dumped' me, otherwise why would said person be in a position to dump me?
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YOU HAVE ANY SISTER..?
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nothing
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Now what will I do with these 2 tickets to Jamaca? I guess I'll have to take my first choice. :))))
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say "sorry honey but I'm gay"
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So.... you found someone else too?
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I would not say anything. I would probably be too sad to say anything.
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Thats a shame, I was going to ask you to if you wanted to give me a lift to the clinic... oh well , doosnt matter I'll try and walk but it does hurt a bit "down there"
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If you really feel the need to say something, I suggest you write this person a letter. After you've written down everything you want to say, read it. Read it twice, if this is really what you want him or her to remember give it to them. If not keep it till your ready to throw it away. You've got it of your chest and sometimes thats all that matters. You have to do what it takes to move on.
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"Your loss, not mine"
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Bye :)
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Finally!
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I am free at last. Free at last. Yipppie! And then pick up the cell and call one of my male friends to celebrate. OR, and this one's real bad: We were dating? Are you sure? I thought you were just a realy long booty call that wouldn't leave.
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Are you serious? <with very excited smile> Need help packing? <running to lend him a suitcase>
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Good bye
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Good bye
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Hey, wait what did my evil twin do?
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The last time I had to say anything it was, "I love you. I'll probably always love you. Don't ever say that you didn't have the real thing because you did. Then I said, " Please tell your mother I love her and thank her for being so incredibly kind to me". Then my best friend and I went to The Castro in San Francisco. WooHoo!
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"well, I guess that frees me up for my date with George Clooney tonight, huh?" Actually my real response would be to say nothing at all. MY silence is deadly, too.
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im glad im not with you enymore!!
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Who in their right mind would want you?
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nothing
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So, is your brother is still single?
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Nothing you say will make you feel better if they dump you. It's when they crawl back is when you have leverage ;) But if you wanna say something, say "That's fine :) Oh and tell [insert name of their father or mother] I said Hi" and give a wink ;)
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You know that thing I wanted to talk to you before you dumped me? Well, I just won the lottery.
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It depends on what kind of person they are and how long you two have been going out. I would say, "I am glad that I have gotten to know you and will miss you a lot. But you're right we should break up." Then I cry and I can't eat for a few weeks. Then, other I start talking to other guys but still miss the ex. What is wrong with me?
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Well...it was good while it lasted, now you can kiss my a--.
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Goodbye; I wish you well...(Life's too short to be worried about it)....
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It all depends on how they break up with me... Disrepectfully: read my profile and take a wild guess! Respectfully: Well, I'm sorry it didn't work out, but I hope you find what you're looking for.
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well have fun and dont stalk me or i ll kick your butt i try to make it sound like i dont care so they would leave you alone
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you: still friends? him: sure you: how about friends with benefits? ;)
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"You know, Mary (or John), it is probably for the best. While I have valued and grown in our relationship and I will miss you, I have seen it hitting some roadblocks lately and we will probably both grow into our fullest potential apart from each other. I will cherish our moments together and will wish you well in life. I bid you a fond farewell and don't worry about me doing anything stupid like giving back the watch or breaking any of the other valuable gifts you have given me. Stay in touch. You have my e-mail address."
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.,atLast i caN breaTh foR thE fiRst tiMe.!
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Phew! What a relief, I was just trying to think of a way to tell you the same thing. I feel so much better now. :)
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Your right, I am too good for you anyways.
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NOTHING.SAY Well, I don't know what to think. I need time to process this. Give them a blank stare and get the hell outta there with your dignity in tact. They'll come running back like a puppy dog.
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You don't say anything to them at all. Instead, you make a point of not noticing them and should they come and speak to you, you say "Oh sorry, I didn't see you there".
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You don't say anything to them at all. Instead, you make a point of not noticing them and should they come and speak to you, you say "Oh sorry, I didn't see you there".
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Alright! Now I don't have to feel so bad for sleeping with your best friend!
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if i throw you a stick, will you leave?
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your loss
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Its been real Its been fun But it hasn't been real fun!!
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Arrgh you beat me to it, I was going to dump you too.
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An image of you on a cool magazine will say it all, lol. Who's the loser then aye...
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'Thank you' At first one says it just to interfere with their thought processes ( 'mess with their head' as my son would put it) But hopefully with time you can say it again to them - because you realise you are thankful for the any good times you had with them.... Pain AND gratitude are not mutually exclusive feelings to possess about someone you, after all, had deep and genuine feelings of attraction for at SOME stage...
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I have VD. It might satisfy u if u r a woman that he'll be pissing fire for doing such a thing if he dumped u in an awful way.
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"You have the soul of a maggot". That's something that could fester in their mind for quite a long time.
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I would start quietly singing and hummin the tune.... "That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, Carved my name into his leather seats, I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, Slashed a hole in all 4 tires......."
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The mature thing to do would be to not say anything at all. Let your memory linger in their life, and walk with confidence knowing that you've moved on. Believe it or not, it's intimidating to your ex.
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" that's fine, i don't want to be with somebody that doesn't want to be with me, and i can't force you to love me"
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The only thing I might listen to is if someone said to me that everything will be alright in time. Its therefore a good thing to leave it at that.
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bye, and thank your mom for last night.
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"Your mom was better"
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See ya!
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say thank you for saving me years of not knowing u realy were not into me...and thanks for letting me find the guy i was meant to be with.
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i will smille and make great send off party!!!! wishing her not to come back again.....
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sayonara
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1. are you done? good wipe your self. 2. I thought you said some thing to me but i forgot assholes dont say much it's the the shit talking. 3. Oh i thought you where my dog following me around all this time.
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you can tell them that your thankful they ended the relationship since you noticed that they were never a waste of time just a sad realization that you can do better
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Nothing drop all communication,go live life to the fullest act like you dont care.When they come knocking say you had me but now i have something better.
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WHAT THE F*CK...At least I get to go back to the bar with my friends!
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what is your *&^%ing problem you #$%^ing &*tch?
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I recommend you ask why they want to break up so you can get your closure. Not knowing can drive a person crazy. Then say "This is for the best, my time is precious and I'm happy we didn't waste anymore time together." That will leave him thinking. He will probably wind up calling you again.
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"So im a little busy right now..."
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I'm glad I got rid of you, since I just met this REALLY hot chick....
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your reallly missin out on something good..
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Goodbye!
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I'm glad you dumped me, because I was feeling bad about having to dump you and you've just saved me the trouble.
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you shouldn't really say anything and if you do, you should keep it short... pretending you really didn't care about the break up.
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look them in the eye....pause...then just smile and laugh a little...walk away. itl drive them insane theyll wonder what you were smiling and laughing at. best part is ul still have the power..the control :)
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You dont know what your missing Go forth and multiply !!!!!!!!
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Good bye, Hasta la Vista Baby, don't let the door hit you, I was looking for a relationship when I met you so I'll just keep on looking and this time I'll be more chosey. Ain't nothing but a thang!! The Doctor
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See ya wouldnt wanna be ya.
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Well when it happened to me, he dumped me on easter for my best friend!! What a lovely thought huh?! She had been living with me before that so I still had most of her clothes and shit at my place so I burnt all her crap (her alarm clock started going off in the fire 20 minutes after I tossed it in lmao!!). He was 1500kms away so I emailed him and said "Yerr I went and met your family, had a great time...with one of the friends of your family." He wasn't too happy when he heard that his younger brother was pissed at him and the good time was had with a friend of his older brother's who never liked him in the first place!! Lol!! It was just a fantastic way to say goodbye!!
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oh well, your loss :P
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Blah blah blah!! SO SIMPLE!! Keep it sweet and nice dont say mean stuff or he/she could tell everyone you had a emotional break-down!! Just say "Oh.really?Why didnt you tell me earlier so I wouldnt have wasted my time while not wanting to hurt u!!! well..see you around!" & just walk away! =]
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Later...
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Absolutely nothing! That is the best thing to say... If you're a great catch then it's their loss...
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Thanks , fill in the blank. will love to hear that!
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Silence is the best thing. Don't call or talk to this person. Dont speak mean things to him or about him to any of his friends or people that you know. It will irritate that person that you dont talk to them or about them, and that my dear is the best thing to say. NOTHING
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Try hi, or what up? Then go into a conversation.
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you aint that hot. sorry. get over it. pig
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the best revenge is a life well lived
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