- NEW!
by I love my baby on May 17th, 2007
Wow , I could of had a V-8
by fruityloop on April 26th, 2007
Is it in yet?
by R U Sirius on May 17th, 2007
How is it that your brother has 10 inches? I thought it ran in the family?
by ChelseaMark on April 26th, 2007
" NEXT !! "
by putmeouttamymissouri on April 26th, 2007
Oh! THAT'S why your last girlfriend cheated on you so much
by Engeltje on April 27th, 2007
Do you know the joke about the mouse humping the elephant?
by NeomiLatinCutie on April 27th, 2007
get off me...and go away ...lose my number ....forget my name....and move out of the country.
by OzPaul on April 27th, 2007
Is that it??
by jt007m on April 26th, 2007
"Wow... Your brother is better than you!"
by NightOwl on May 17th, 2007
"Can you hand me my vibrator?"
by AntigoneRising on April 26th, 2007
"Well, it was nice to have known you..."
by I m Out of here on October 15th, 2007
I know they say size doesn't matter it's the motion of the ocean but, your oar should atleast penetraite the water.
by bigdefense02 on August 3rd, 2007
Oh, sorry, I must have dosed off. Were we gonna make love tonight, sweety?
by Leprechaun on May 17th, 2007
Well...you tried...
by ONLY138 on May 17th, 2007
"Do you mind handing me my vibrator on your way out of the bedroom, Thumb-dick."
by SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING on April 26th, 2007
your the worst lover i ever had and you got the smallest dick i have ever seen , or thats funny i didnt feel a thing.
by I m Out of here on October 11th, 2007
Bless you! That was a sneeze righ- ohhhhooo... I ahhh got to go!
by suziwong on October 5th, 2007
Is that IT????????
by JTP on August 29th, 2007
new answer
"Can I borrow some batteries?"
by Jade on May 17th, 2007
What the hell was THAT??
by alex817 on May 17th, 2007
Are you tickling me?
by Brittney on May 17th, 2007
"I've had much better. But then that wouldn't take much..."
by Firebrand on May 17th, 2007
Do you have Asthma?,
that heavy breathing before we start anything is rather worrying.
by Gonzo on April 28th, 2007
Someone once said to me
"God, you're like fucking a hedgehog"
Never quit worked out what that ment. Ive been pondering it ever since. . .
by Anne Frank on April 27th, 2007
God I hope i dont get pregnant By you
by wobalome on April 27th, 2007
SSo thats the foreplay over with are you going to stick it in?
by Lambchop Good Wool Ambassador on November 1st, 2007
Well, I suppose we still have this much in common I just sucked and so did you!
by Anonymous on September 30th, 2007
Stupid and ugly I can overlook, but now this too?!!!!
by randomperson on September 23rd, 2007
*he drops his drawers* are you sure your a guy? LOL
by Mrs.Dufresne on May 17th, 2007
Go away you lout!
by agent1337 on May 17th, 2007
*YAWN* huh hmm, can we start now?
by FreeRadical Jetpacking for Nelson on May 17th, 2007
Wow, your mother was even better than that!
by I love my baby on May 17th, 2007
What a Waste of Time.
by Anonymous on May 17th, 2007
"Poor little thing!"
by Confused12 on May 17th, 2007
wHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
by sm00z on November 14th, 2007
Make the Viagra a double the next time!
by I m Out of here on October 11th, 2007
Am I still a virgin?
Does that come in a mens?
Ahhh it's so cuuute!
Wait... oh the popcorns' almost ready.
Congratulations, you broke the land speed record.
OMG, let's do that again in front of a camera, I'm pretty sure my underware hit the floor at the same time.
Not good but, you where able to do that for a looong time.
Happy annaversary honey!
You know your not paying by the minute, right?
by Anonymous on October 11th, 2007
Why didn't you take viagra before had me over?
by Vampyre Bat on October 7th, 2007
"Huh...Oh you're finished?"
by HOUSTONLONELY on August 3rd, 2007
*** IS IT IN YET???? *** OR *** CAN WE LIKE START, OR JUST WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED...
by close account on August 3rd, 2007
it was sorta hard
by Redhawk on August 3rd, 2007
Ya know...it's TRUE...you CAN'T make butter with a toothpick!
Sighhhhhhhhhh, well, THIS was a waste of time!
This was your first time, right?
I sure hope you don't REALLY THINK you are finished here, because I'd like to have some fun too.
Ok...I guess this is it...and it wasn't much to brag about.
I've been thinking about painting the ceiling, whata you think of _______? (name your color)
Ya know, I think I DO want to consider lesbianism after all.
by H on August 1st, 2007
'Can we start now'?
by suppxcutefaceee on July 29th, 2007
it was in?
by Lil Jimmy on July 27th, 2007
Well, you tried.
by inconsequential on July 18th, 2007
I wonder if I can get a tax receipt for my charitable contribution...?
by unknown on July 18th, 2007
My ex never did it like that.
by crystalm on July 14th, 2007
Your dad was definitely better, I guess everything doesn't run in the family...
by Anonymous on May 21st, 2007
I've seen corpses with more going on than you.
by bgoodjohnny on May 21st, 2007
just to let you know that was the pillow you were humping
Why do women complain about men being pitiful when it comes to sex?
by RCLAY on November 1st, 2011
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If you had a friend and she said that she had mind sex
by clark388 on November 26th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
My boyfriend watches porn and lies about it. If he would be honest, I wouldn't mind as much, I'm sure it may make me uncomfortable
by nikkieanne on November 24th, 2011
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Guys, has a woman ever told you a lie to impress you or get you into bed with her?
by Don't Piss Me Off! on November 2nd, 2011
| 1 person likes this
Girls when your in the bed with your boyfriend getting ready to have "sex" did he ever leave you hanging by rejecting sex?
by RCLAY on November 17th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
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Comments
LMAO! +
by Mrs.Dufresne on May 17th, 2007
Ditto! +
by gtravels loves her life penguin on May 17th, 2007
Hahahahaha!!
by Anonymous on May 17th, 2007
Oh, that's wrong.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 6th, 2007
sara lol, I never said that to my Jimmy,
I should have drank several v-8's to keep up with him.
by I love my baby on June 9th, 2007
Why would you? From what I know the man rocked the cradle.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 9th, 2007
Great answer. +4
by Stillme FBB on August 1st, 2007
Thank you stillme. @ paso, yes he did.
by I love my baby on August 1st, 2007
I'll bet he's up there blushing with that big old sh** eatin' grin he had. And Jay is busily trying to find a story to top his.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on August 1st, 2007
Thank you for the visuality and smile. :)
by I love my baby on August 1st, 2007
Hi, how is everyone tonight! I just got on, is anything going on?
by Stillme FBB on August 1st, 2007
You're welome, ilmb.
Hi, stillme, nothing. It's down right boring.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on August 1st, 2007
Yes, the blog is the hot spot tonight... I think if SOMETHING doesn't change, I'll be takin' a long break. I'm sorry to say :(
by Anonymous on August 1st, 2007
I know I saw it. It was disgracefully how they all behaved. I don't give a damn who did what when to whom or how. And I could careless about how they got their points or how many profiles they have so long as they follow the rules.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on August 1st, 2007
ha ha
by Trisha on March 14th, 2008
Hi Trisha! I haven't seen you in awhile! ;)
by I love my baby on March 15th, 2008
uh... maybe youre thinking of a different trisha?
Ive only been here about a week!
by Trisha on March 15th, 2008
Different Trisha! LOL
by I love my baby on March 15th, 2008
LMAO good one!
by confused snowbunny on October 16th, 2008
Great comical answer....
by Teri on December 6th, 2008
Wasn't that fun? I miss I love my baby! She is a riot! We would stay on AB till 1,2 am and have to go to work!!!!LOL
by Stillme FBB on December 6th, 2008
thats hella funny
by safewaygirl2009 on June 19th, 2009
Thank you safewaygirl.
@Stillme, I miss you all. :(
by I love my baby on June 19th, 2009
@I love my baby, you have been soooooo missed! You could make me laugh like no one else! What a great sense of humor you have my friend. Your heart is always in the right place. ((HUGS))
by Stillme FBB on June 22nd, 2009
@ Stillme, Miss you too! {{{{{HUGS}}}}}
by I love my baby on September 8th, 2009
HI!!!!!
Anything new and wonderful in your life?
by Stillme FBB on September 8th, 2009
Hi! :) Yes, I am going to be a grandma. How is everything going for you?
by I love my baby on September 8th, 2009
A gramma!!!!
I have a grandson! OMG! It's sooooooo fun! He's 2, he thinks I hung the moon! Congratulations!
by Stillme FBB on September 8th, 2009
You know, life. Same shit, different day.:):)
by Stillme FBB on September 8th, 2009
LOL So YOU are the one who hung the moon? ;) Thanks Stillme.
by I love my baby on September 8th, 2009
that made my day
by Werewolf3 on November 24th, 2009