What's the worst thing you can say to a man after he gives a poor performance in bed?
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your the worst lover i ever had and you got the smallest dick i have ever seen , or thats funny i didnt feel a thing.
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"Well, it was nice to have known you..."
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Is it in yet?
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" NEXT !! "
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Oh! THAT'S why your last girlfriend cheated on you so much
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"Wow... Your brother is better than you!"
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Is that it??
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SSo thats the foreplay over with are you going to stick it in?
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get off me...and go away ...lose my number ....forget my name....and move out of the country.
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Do you know the joke about the mouse humping the elephant?
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God I hope i dont get pregnant By you
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Was that it?
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That was the worst performance in bed I have ever be a part of and Mister I have been a part of hundreds.
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I would like an "encore"
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Your Brother lasts longer than that!
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Someone once said to me "God, you're like fucking a hedgehog" Never quit worked out what that ment. Ive been pondering it ever since. . .
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I was always under the impression that bedroom antics were not a solitary sport. If he gave a "poor performance in bed," I would expect that you should also take a good hard look at yourself. After all, it takes two to tango.
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get outta here thumb dick let my vibrator finish me... (Sam Kinison) Kinda...
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Do you have Asthma?, that heavy breathing before we start anything is rather worrying.
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wHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
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Let me know when you've started....
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Well, if it was really that horrific, then I supose the person would be to busy sleeping insted of, well... commenting.
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Is that all you have?
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Don't feel bad, you tried.
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"Poor little thing!"
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"I've had much better. But then that wouldn't take much..."
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"Do you mind handing me my vibrator on your way out of the bedroom, Thumb-dick."
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How is it that your brother has 10 inches? I thought it ran in the family?
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What a Waste of Time.
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Wow, your mother was even better than that!
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Wow , I could of had a V-8
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"Can you hand me my vibrator?"
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Well...you tried...
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*YAWN* huh hmm, can we start now?
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Are you tickling me?
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Go away you lout!
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What the hell was THAT??
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After he gives a POOR performance, the worst thing would be to tell him he did a great job. If he thinks he's doing great, he won't change it.
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Do you mind leaving now, I need time to myself to masterbate
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And I quote: "Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzz..."
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Your the reason why they made buzzy toys for women!
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I didn't know if I was being licked or weather-proofed.
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just to let you know that was the pillow you were humping
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I've seen corpses with more going on than you.
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Wheres the remote?
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I hate you
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I've had more fun sitting on the washer.
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Thank you, sweetie, my egg timer was broken.
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Oh my! You're lame!
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you suck
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ZzzzzzzzzzzZZZ
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Hey there tiny tim!
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i think you were meant to be gay
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you're fired!
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let's start anytime you're ready!
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Oh, are you done already?
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Well We won't be doing that again!
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afterward? "Is it in yet?"
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I liked your brother better.
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o sry wat was your name again?
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Haha...Now you're paying double.
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At least you kept it short.
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Wait...you're finished? I never even felt it...
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oh well. better luck next time.
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You're done? I never knew you started!
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Let's do it again.
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Can I have a refund please? That wasn't worth the condom.
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"No big deal."
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So....that's it, huh.
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What was that?
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Hold up a scorecard that says 3
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I'd probably say..Are you already done? o.O i didnt even know we started.
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Have we started yet?? Haha
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is it in yet?
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Don't call me , I'll call you Hello gtr -- I made a funny on this one -- +5
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That sucked
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Okay, wheres my $20?
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'well honey it wasn't tooo bad.......'
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I use to be a man.
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Your brother and dad were much better in bed than you were. I'm glad they went first.
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its probably already been said, but "i've had better" or the classic... "your dad/brother was better" hahahaha.
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zzzzz(snoring) pass me my dildo its over your sister was even better(lmao) our song isn't even halfway finish honey why are you sweating honey my panties are still on
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he worst thing huh..... hopefully a man will tell you but off hand I would say not telling him the truth.
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When are you going to start?
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ohhhh that was great..LOL..He may believe it! :)
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Your dad was definitely better, I guess everything doesn't run in the family...
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are you through?
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"Thank god for one night stands." - actually said by one of my friends (Maggie) to another (Kevin) on the morning after a rowdy night before.
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"wheres the beef?!"
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yawns while he's doing it!!!
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"Nice job." My college band director always told us when anyone said "nice job" it pretty much means you sucked.
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"So...when are you starting" That would just be like ouch, my pride.
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That's ok hon,I know you were tired
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Yep! I'm gay, all right.
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Are you finnished thought you were about to start
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My ex never did it like that.
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I wonder if I can get a tax receipt for my charitable contribution...?
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that it was good. he'll never learn if women aren't honest.
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That's it?
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Can you pass me the vibrator on your way out?
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