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by jtolb65 on April 18th, 2007
I'm giving you points just because that question cracked me up.
by FreeRadical Jetpacking for Nelson on November 21st, 2007
It's not as bad as if he says my lips are beautiful.
by ChelseaMark on May 14th, 2007
Nah , just tell him he's a low down bum.
by Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today on April 18th, 2007
HAHAHAHA That's funny. Good one.
by Vampyre Bat on December 15th, 2007
I generally don't allow midgets to smell my crotch area. If they get that close I would be worried about the assault charges that would be pending on me shortly thereafter. Unless the midget was a hot blond addicted to hairy gummy worms...Then I'm ok with it.
by rainbow_monkey on April 18th, 2007
hhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhaaaahhhhhaaa i love it!
by SupYoMyfreinds on August 17th, 2007
I think it depends on how he says it. If he says it in a really creepy way, like, *whispering* "Your hair," *sniiiiiiiiif* "smellsss gooood."
But if its just like, "Hey, your hair smells good!" then no.
by Tookie Clothespin on July 5th, 2007
Depends: If I ask him to wear a sombrero and carry around the chips and salsa on it, is that midget-harassment? ;-)
by -O-uknow on May 26th, 2007
Turn around and say "How's my ass?".
by Anonymous on May 26th, 2007
You know what Confucious said:
"Crowded elevator somehow smell different to midget."
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on May 20th, 2007
No, I'd just tell him "Thanks for noticing."
by slothmister on May 20th, 2007
I defo lol'd on this one!
Answer is no, it could not be proved he/she ment anything other than the hair on your head.
by SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING on May 14th, 2007
lol lol, cute question, thanks for making me smile.
by natzter the bionic has a broken hand on May 14th, 2007
lol eww thats gross! Well if i was a man and i had had my back sack and crack done then i would have thought not.
by garnorche on May 14th, 2007
YOu get points just for being funny........LMAO
by anglrckx on April 21st, 2007
hahahahahahaha well I have a brazillian so it would be weird
by sppb76 on April 21st, 2007
That is so funny!!! Ummm, I think it would unless you were shaven.
by Nellie Wise Gamgee on April 18th, 2007
No but it would freak me out. But don't forget he might have just stepped out of a crowded elevator and a crowded elevator smells different to a midget.
by BlankGenY on February 15th, 2008
I find it very rude that you all are making fun of small people...It's like me telling Jewish or black racist jokes on here-Ya wouldnt like THAT would you???
by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on January 31st, 2008
Depends on how tall you are.
by Debris - the new slimline version. on January 17th, 2008
I have no idea but thank you so very much. i haven't laughed so hard in a very long time :-D
by Theby on January 17th, 2008
I think it would be a compliment!
by Life is beautiful...so am I on December 21st, 2007
no
by justme32 loves the weekends on December 15th, 2007
This is so funny!! Thanks for the laugh :)
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on November 25th, 2007
no... I'd just ask him to say he- LLLLLL-oooooo.....!!!! ummmm.....
by Ender is back.. And slightly confused. on September 18th, 2007
No, but only if it's not considered assault when I punt him across the room.
by Grammy Robin on July 22nd, 2007
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by DrkBlader27 on July 22nd, 2007
How the hell did he get to your hair?
by Lady Lydia on July 14th, 2007
LMAO I shave so I would say no he he
by arichter on July 5th, 2007
Depends on how you look at it *wink* *wink*
by Highlander is semi-retired from AB on June 29th, 2007
Loved the question...
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on May 26th, 2007
I've never been in such a situation. I don't see midgets on slits very often. You must live the good life.
by Will on May 26th, 2007
Very good question. Love it.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 20th, 2007
That's a good one! But would you tell him if in fact you had pulled up the carpet and had the hardwood floor waxed? But it would have made a great "Gee.. Your Hair Smells Terrific!" ad back in the day. LOL
by Jeffers on May 20th, 2007
Depends on where he/she puts their nose....
by koldkanuck on January 6th, 2008
nah! just give him a golden shower.
by I wear ball huggers on January 3rd, 2008
Only if he is behind you.
by Jem on January 9th, 2008
HA HA HA HA HA
by jamaine12 on January 17th, 2008
You're joking right?Haha!
by SABOTEUR on January 17th, 2008
That joke is probably older than YOU are.
by KobeFan08 on January 3rd, 2008
that is in my top 5 helarious question ive seen on anwerbag lol, but yes that is sexual harassment
by Smoke on January 9th, 2008
Hahaha.
=D
by Goober on November 21st, 2007
As long as the midget's nose is wet and cold. Then the midget isn't sick. And therefore it's not sexual harrassment.
by Mister Sadistic on August 17th, 2007
oh my god this question is awesome... midgets rule
by Anonymous on August 17th, 2007
That depends ..Is he breathing hard, and salivating , while saying it ? If so... Yep !! Probably is.
by buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind on September 18th, 2007
he would have to be bloody tall....lol I'm 6ft
by Mandy the Pirate Comedian on October 10th, 2007
Um..yes..
!!!
gross
by Diamond Dave on January 17th, 2008
Unbelievable! Where did you ever come up with a question like that!! Funny as heck!! I don't think so because that is the only hair that they would be able to smell!!!
by Moxie on November 21st, 2007
Depends on if you have a pet and if it was sitting on your lap earlier that day...
TM
by Alice dee on December 15th, 2007
perhaps
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me too :)
by thinkin on April 18th, 2007
Haha Thanks guys! I thought it was pretty funny too!
by Brittney on April 18th, 2007
I think that is the main reason this question would get points because its so hilarious.
by Oddjob on July 5th, 2007
Ditto jtolb :)
by LOLA says... on July 11th, 2007
lol i agree lmao good question
by Gather ye rose buds while ye may on November 1st, 2007
oh hilarious!
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