ANSWERS: 45
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"You need to know how to spell my name." - Confucius. "He who does crack, will not succeed in weed."
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One who farts in church, sits in his own pew.
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A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it is committing another mistake
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he who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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Person in glass house should not be naked.
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"Man who go fishing in another man's well often catch crabs"
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Confucius say...Man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts.
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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day Baseball wrong! Man with four balls CAN NOT walk! Oral sex can make your day... anal sex can make your hole weak! Here's more: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man who love and loses, not have right lawyer.
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Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
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Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. Don't eat the snow where the huskies go! Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have! He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Man who sit on tack get point! Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion! Man who go to bed with itchy bum. wake up with smelly finger
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Woman who stand on head, have BIG crack up.
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Confucious says...he who walks through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. Tehee. Yeah, yeah, I know. It's old.
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Conficious say : If Pam Anderson stand on head, she have BIG crack up.
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He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.
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Confucius Say A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle. The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile. Some Sex Is Good...More Is Better...Too Much Is Just About Right Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone. Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk. Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts. Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist. Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.
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He who puts dish detergent on high shelf jumps for Joy.
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Confucius say, asking stupid question beats fixing stupid mistake. Confucius say, man with hard problem usually give it to woman. Confucius say, God must love stupid people, he made so many.
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Confucious says It is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.
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Confucious say... Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ.
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mind like parachute...only function when open.
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Man with big stick, speak however he want
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Seven days of Honeymoon make one whole week
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Confucus say ,that good tools are not cheap, and cheap tools are not good.
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Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails
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A number 69 with pork balls please.
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Confucious say man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger!
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Ya can run, but ya canna hide,,,,,,in answerbag!!
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Confucious say: ABer who ask same question twice get flagged as duplicate. ; )
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Confucious say...man who stand on street corner with hand in pocket is feeling cocky.
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Confucius say-Hard to put pants on while feet planted firmly on ground.
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Man who have clear conscience usually have bad memory too.
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Confucious says, Man who lose key to beautiful women's apartment, get no "newkey" that night
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Man who eat bean burrito before drinking spend night talking out different end...
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Confucious say... every Amish woman's fantasy is two Mennonite! =P
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Baseball got it all wrong — man with four balls cannot walk.
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Confucious say: Build a thousand bridges, not once do they call you the bridgebuilder. Suck one little dick...you a cocksucker for life.
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"He who fart in church, sit in own pew."
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"There are those that have and those that have not. those that have, want to keep it, those that have not, want to steal it from those that have". Confucious very smart man.
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“To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.” -Confucius
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One out of one is not a statistic.
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RAPE. W0MAN WITH SKIRTS UP RUN FASTER THAN MAN WITH PANTS DOWN MAN WITH HOLE IN POCKET FEEL COCKY ALL DAY
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man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no NOOKIE
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more jokes on AB!
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Morg, lei ho ma tung Josun!Lei gong gao pei je! Hai, lei gong gao pei bo!
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Lei gwai pei, hai ho mei! Hai m'hai hei?
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