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What if I showed up at yours?

If you are decently dressed, stone cold sober AND promise to be on your best behavior I may let you in.
I'd ask who the hell you are
You'd better be part of the prize committee... and present me with the $10 million check.
I don't think my wife wants another Loony around here.
all of the lights are out, we don't have any more quarters for the meter.
freak out cuz Im in undies and bra right now. lol
I'd laugh my ass off and invite you in. I'd love to meet the famous Weylon and experience the vein of crazy running through you !
Come on in. Later we can have some pie together once it's cooled down enough to put the whipped cream topping. If you want to help out, you can always chop us some firewood. It's sunny outside :)
Great, it's pheasant with pearl barley risotto for dinner tonight, is that okay with you? .
I'd make you whole wheat waffles.
I'd know about it long before you got to my door.
My 10 "Attack" Miniature Chihuahuas would let me know.
I'd ask you how the roads were ... it snowed last night!!
You can come in and Ward and I will bore you to tears talking about our grandson! :)
Wouldn't bother me cos I'm at work right now :)
...I don't think you want to come over right now
bad idea.
Then, we will talk.
I'd ask you why you kicked me out of your bed.
I'd put you to work helping with the house cleaning!! :o)
You'd see me in sweatpants and an old sweater, see my house a mess, and find no good refreshments or activities ready for you. I'd show you the chaos that is here, but I don't know what you'd benefit from seeing it.
My Evil Twin Brother would say "Nobody's Home.."
I'd make you play basketball.
well come on in SIT RIGHT DOWN we'll have a BEER
I’m good! Just put some money in the letter box. Thanks.
I would make some tea.
cuppa tea?
You can't find me.
Have Coffee?
We'd match each other using my bong.
Come on in!
Id ask you to leave or be very quiet im about to go to sleep

I have Starbucks! And when you leave I make two phone calls. One to Homeland Security to tell them they've got another huge glitch in their system. The other to the OED (Oxford English Dictionary) folks and tell them to delete the word "anonymity".
I'd laugh, invite you in and offer you a home brew.
OMG! Come on in! I have like, 10 guests right and delicious food and some entertainment!!
Join the party!!! =D
Warning: no clothes on
Not happening.
I'd drop you where you stand.
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wow that really got turned around.
by katnip**Loony on January 29th, 2012