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by Friendly Stranger on January 3rd, 2012
Selected by the asker, HoboJoe. (What's this?)
Yes, left over fruit cake from Christmas.
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on January 3rd, 2012
Selected by the asker, HoboJoe. (What's this?)
Yep. Our two pit bulls. I'm sure you will find them very entertaining as they try their very utmost to "entertain" you! Happy Tuesday HJ. It may be your last one! :)
by Over and Out on January 3rd, 2012
No .. everything we own is worthless.
(the preceding was an anti-theft device)
by Ice man on January 3rd, 2012
No, not really anything new here at my house. Now on the other hand ... I saw my neighbor's wife packing in some nice new power tools before Christmas. I'm guessing she has a few projects for him.
by (^_^) on January 3rd, 2012
I really don't think you can break into my house not only because of my royal dogs,because of my mother in law with her iron broom....
by Beanss... on January 3rd, 2012
Nothing worth breaking and entering for...
by Paynus on January 3rd, 2012
all kinds of spensive stuff here, but warning I will go home alone on your ass :P
by Texaspete on January 3rd, 2012
If you come into my house, when I'm not there, you'll be lucky to get out alive!
My 8 attack dogs will make it hard for them to ID your body!
I have 8 of the meanest Miniature Chihuahuas on this planet!
But, they are sweet to my wife and I.
So, burglars be aware! LOL
by wookieblu on January 3rd, 2012
No but my pit rottie and 3 large mean macaws who even the dogs respect, will enjoy you for dinner or playtime
by Steven_S3187 on January 3rd, 2012
Is it worth your life to find out?
by Old School on January 3rd, 2012
I have a nice collection of books that will teach you interesting things about the world. I'm not sure what they're worth to your "fence", but they have enormous intellectual value.
by MR.BILOTTA on January 3rd, 2012
Many. But you wont find my gun,because i'll be pointing it at you.
by skep on January 3rd, 2012
I have a number of nice firearms but you wouldn't want to find yourself on the wrong end of any of them.
by 'Chengdu on January 3rd, 2012
If you get out alive, you got the only prize worth getting.
by surfbiker on January 3rd, 2012
yes, my 44 magnum, still want to check it out, lol.
by Infojunkiefriends on January 3rd, 2012
Believe me...if there were anything in my house worth stealing...even in the least bit...I would have sold it...I need the money!!! Sorry...you'll have to try my neighbors...they might have something to your liking!!!
by formichinoo on January 3rd, 2012
You are most welcome Hobo, but all you will get is practice, or if you like my collection of Japanese "health" magazines!
by schizoidess on January 4th, 2012
I have a nice set of samurai swords. While you're here I can give you a demonstration of my skills. ;)
by zoneman on January 4th, 2012
just take what you need hobo joe, however most of my stuff is not worth a pinch of poop
by aspgirl21 on January 4th, 2012
Me. LOL.
by trouble... on January 4th, 2012
Nope. There is nothing in my house worth dieing for.
If your lucky I won't be home and all you have to deal with is the dogs. They are very fair and patient. They will let you in but they won't let you leave.
by Arctico-The-Wolf on January 3rd, 2012
Yes, I have many family heirlooms, DJ equipment and designer clothes.
I also have 2 Wolf-Husky Hybrids that are 75% wolf and are VERY territorial about my apartment and don't like strangers in here...and I also have 150 guns, one of which is pointing in your face right now, think very carefully before you try anything...
Hey, can we say anti-theft? ^_-
by fal10000 on January 3rd, 2012
You can choose from the following:
A dirty pair of socks with holes in them
Smelly dirty underwear
An empty bag of cheese with a few crumbs left in the bottom
Two empty plastic bottles of Dr Pepper
12 empty beer cans WITH the cardboard box!
by wookieblu on January 3rd, 2012
No but my pit rottie and 3 large mean macaws who even the dogs respect, will enjoy you for dinner or playtime
by snatchquach LOONYVILLE INMATE on January 4th, 2012
Oh goody, goody, goody! I get to try out my new Smith! Please hurry!
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Better lock your doors FS!! lol
by Over and Out on January 3rd, 2012
FS, give me your address. I wanna make sure I stay away from your house.
by HoboJoe In Jail on January 3rd, 2012
Hobo Joe, if you get enough of them fruitcakes, you could build you a nice bomb shelter!
by Texaspete on January 3rd, 2012
Our neighbor gave me a fruit cake for Christmas. I threw in his backyard.
Even a hobo has his limits.
by HoboJoe In Jail on January 3rd, 2012
Damn! A hobo with hi standards! Whats the world comming to?
That fruitcake didn't land on his dog, did it? That could kill a poor pooch! LOL
I once saw a fruitcake used as a door stop! The guy said he had had it there for years, never chipped!
by Texaspete on January 4th, 2012