If you saw the Geico Gecko in the middle of the road, what would you do?
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Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today
ANSWERS: 16
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Step on him. That little Gecko annoys me greatly.
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I would take him home. =)
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Wonder how I suddenly got to Hawaii.
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Hang out with him. Hey, a talking gecko, cool!
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Hope that my auto insurance covers the cost of taking Gecko-Stains out of the paint job.
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Ask him why the Hell he's not driving if Geico is such a damn good insurance company.
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Pick him up and ask for a discount.
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I would stop and talk with him. I love his accent. I think he's cute too.
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I would pick him up and find out how I can save a "bundle on my car insurance."
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Smuuush.. screeech, vrooom, smuuush, screech, vrooom, smuuush. forward, then back, then forward again.
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Take him to my friend Barry, they have the same accent.
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That insurance is easy to sell. It's so ez that a caveman could do it.
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i'd pick him up and take him out for a drink! lizards are already damn cool, but this one can talk?!! sweeeeet!
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Tell him I prefer the caveman commercial.
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Stop and ask if he needs a new agent.
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Swervo Roundo.
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