by Want To Sleep With A Miner on June 14th, 2011

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If someone holds your face over a deep frier, then stick their own hand in and tell you to worship them, are they saving you?

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  • by JPsgirl on June 14th, 2011

    JPsgirl

    Yes. Of course. In a world of people looking for a leader, you should absolutely follow this guy. Once he gets used to his prosthetic hand, of course.

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  • by Mister_Bromyde on June 14th, 2011

    Mister_Bromyde

    Is this from a David Lynch movie?

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  • by The_Crown on June 14th, 2011

    The_Crown

    Nope! They are deep frying their hand and scaring me to death.

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  • by alfugazi on June 14th, 2011

    alfugazi

    They arent saving you. They are only there to coerce you into doing something that you ordinarily would not do (assumming).

    I once tried to get a congregation of believers to worship my underwear. I received several donations and endorsements worldwide. One of these days I'll start that back up again.

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  • by lyonese01 on June 14th, 2011

    lyonese01

    Depends whether the fryer was switched on or not . You didn't mention that in your question .

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  • by Nemo_S on June 14th, 2011

    Nemo_S

    only from themselves doing you harm IF you don't, it's the "Convert or Else" coercion plow since dead slaves do not tithe or work to tithe so you get plenty of warnings before that happens...

    ~Nemo~

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  • by kwack on June 14th, 2011

    kwack

    no, they are mad and delusional

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  • by someone0067 on June 14th, 2011

    someone0067

    Oh, yes...Now that's salvation Brother!!

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  • by guirion on June 14th, 2011

    guirion

    If this person is sticking his hand in the deep fat fryer so you don't have to stick your face in it then yes, you are being saved. But, if he sticks his hand in and then shoves your face in if you don't agree to his terms then he's just a sado-masochistic freak.
    It's a totally different story though if you shove your own face in the hot grease after this person has given his hand to save your face, it was your choice not to be saved.

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  • by . on June 14th, 2011

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    they are just deep frier maniac.what i do, is slowly step back,throw oil can on them and throw fire and walk away.yeah i forgot to tell you i am phyromania. i prefer worship something else,not humans

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  • by JackNJ on June 14th, 2011

    JackNJ

    While their at it I would ask them to deep fry me some mozzarella sticks

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  • by Baba on June 14th, 2011

    Baba

    wierd

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