by Amorphous Blob on May 27th, 2011

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Sometimes automatic urinals flush while I'm still standing there - am I being temporarily transported and probed by time-warping aliens?

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by azlotto on May 27th, 2011

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Yes...Try peeing in the sink.
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- Don't give him ideas =P
  
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by TheGrimReefer on May 31st, 2011
I hate that.
Sometimes it flushes so I scream "stop rushing me!" and smash the wall.
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by ChuckExAnon on May 27th, 2011
You know what they say about shaking it more than twice, right?!?
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by Mister_Bromyde on May 31st, 2011
The urinal finds you intolerable and wants you to leave.
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- Awwwww... :( What'd I ever do to it? ...oh. yeah.
  
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by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on May 27th, 2011
no, you're just being shaken by the gods of water.
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by WABOO on May 27th, 2011
So that's why it keeps flushing in on me. lol
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by Charlie is a girl on May 27th, 2011
Haha.Yeah,that and the fact that the automatic sensors are on.
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by Echo141 on May 27th, 2011
Yes, in the bathroom in your mind.
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by formichinoo on May 27th, 2011
Only if you are blue and cube shaped.If you have too many flushes, you may need HRT!
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by Echo141 on May 31st, 2011
Some sensors are just that sensitive
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by Weylon on May 31st, 2011
Yes you are.
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by Weylon on May 31st, 2011
Yes you are.
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