Humanity is, ( according to myth,), a science experiment.
A creator being made us and he wants us to evolve in a certain way along his preconceived guidelines. When humanity becomes to divergent from his preset plans he eliminates the divergent elements.
According to the Christian myth he has done this many times. The number at the end of each incident reflects the casualties occurring at each incident.
1 The Flood of Noah Gen 7:23 - 20,000,000
2 Abraham's war to rescue Lot Gen 14:17-19 - 1000
3 Sodom and Gomorrah Gen 19:24 - 2,000
4 Lot's wife Gen 19:26 1
5 Er for being wicked in the sight of the Lord Gen 38:7 1
6 Onan for spilling his seed Gen 38:10 1
7 God's seven year, world-wide famine Gen 41:25-54 - 70,000
8 The seventh plague of Egypt: Hail Ex 9:25 - 300,000
9 God killed all first born Egyptian children Ex 12:29-30 - 500,000
10 God drowned the Egyptian army Ex 14:8-26 600 - 5,000
11 Amalekites Ex 17:13 - 1,000
12 Who is on the Lord's side? Ex 32:27-28 3,000 3,000
13 God plagued the people because of Aaron's calf Ex 32:35 - 1,000
14 God burns Aaron's sons to death Lev 10:1-3 2
15 A blasphemer is stoned to death Lev 24:10-23 1
16 God burned people to death for complaining Num 11:1 - 100
17 God plagued the people for complaining about the food Num 11:33 - 10,000
18 Ten scouts are killed for their honest report Num 14:35-36 10
19 A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day Num 15:32-35 1
20 The opposing party is buried alive (with their families) Num 16:27 3
21 250 burned to death for burning incense Num 16:35 250
22 For complaining about God's killings Num 16:49 14,700
23 The massacre of the Aradites Num 21:1-3 - 3,000
24 God sent snakes to bite people for complaining Num 21:6 - 100
25 Phinehas' double murder: A killing to end God's killings Num 25:1-11 24,002
26 The Midianite massacre: Have you saved the women alive? Num 31:1-35 6 200,000
27 God slowly kills the Israelite army Dt 2:14-16 - 500,000
28 God the giant killer Dt 2:21-22 - 5,000
29 God hardens King Sihon's heart so he can kill him and all his people Dt 2:33-34 1 5,000
30 Og and the men, women, and children of 60 cites Dt 3:3-6 1 60,000
31 The Jericho Massacre Jos 6:21 - 1,000
32 Achan and his family are stoned and burned to death Jos 7:10-12, 24-26 1 5
33 The Ai massacre Jos 8:1-25 12,000 12,000
34 God stops the sun so Joshua can kill in the daylight Jos 10:10-11 - 5,000
35 Five kings killed and hung on trees Jos 10:26 5 10,000
36 Joshua utterly destroys all that breathes as God commanded Jos 10:28-42 7 7,000
37 Jabin, Jobab, and all the people of 20 cities Jos 11:8-12 2 20,000
38 The Anakim: More giant killing Jos 11:20-21 - 5,000
39 The Lord delivered the Canaanites and Perizzites Jg 1:4 10,000
40 The Jerusalem Massacre Jg 1:8 - 1,000
41 Five massacres, a wedding, and some God-proof iron chariots Jg 1:9-25 - 5,000
42 The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim Jg 3:7-10 1,000
43 Ehud delivers a message from God Jg 3:15-22 1
44 God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites Jg 3:28-29 10,000
45 Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox goad Jg 3.31 600
46 Barak and God massacre the Canaanites Jg 4:15-16 - 1,000
47 Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skull Jg 4:18-22 1 1
48 Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellow Jg 7:22 120,000
49 A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spirit Jg 9:23-57 1,001
50 The Ammonite Massacre Jg 11:32-33 - 20,000
51 Jephthah's Daughter Jg 11:39 1
52 42,000 killed for failing the "shibboleth" test Jg 12.4-7, Heb 11.32 42,000
53 Samson murders 30 men for their clothes Jg 14:19 30
54 Samson kills 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass Jg 15:14-15 1,000
55 Samson kills 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack Jg 16:27-30 3,000
56 A holy civil war (called by rotting concubine body part messages) Jg 20:35-37 65,100
57 The End of Judges: Two genocides and 200 stolen virgins Jg 21.10-14 - 4,000
58 God kills Eli's sons along with 34,000 Israelite soldiers 1Sam 2:25, 1Sam 4:11 34,002
59 God smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts 1Sam 5:1-12 - 3,000
60 God killed 50,070 for looking into the ark of the Lord 1Sam 6:19 50,070
61 The Lord thundered great thunder upon the Philistines 1Sam 7:10-11 - 1,000
62 Another Ammonite Massacre (and another God-inspired body-part message) 1Sam 11:6-13 - 1,000
63 Jonathan's very fist slaughter (not counting the one before) 1Sam 14:12-14 20
64 God forces the Philistines to kill each other 1Sam 14:20 - 1,000
65 The Amalekite genocide 1Sam 15:2-3 - 10,000
66 Samuel hacks Agag to death before the Lord 1Sam 15:32-33 1
67 David or Elhanan killed Goliath 1Sam 17.51, 2Sam 21.19 1
68 David killed 200 Philistines for their foreskins (to buy his first wife) 1Sam 18.27 200
69 The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines 1Sam 23:2-5 - 10,000
70 God killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff) 1Sam 25:38 1
71 David committed genocides for the Philistines 1Sam 27.8-11 - 60,000
72 David spends the day killing Amalekites 1Sam 30:17 - 1,000
73 God kills Saul, his sons, and his men because Saul didn't kill all the Amalekites 1Sam 31:2, 1Chr 10:6 4 100
74 David killed the messenger 2Sam 1.15 1
75 David killed Rechab and Baanah, cut off their hands and feet, and hung up their dead bodies 2Sam 4.12 2
76 God helps David smite Philistines from the front and the rear 2Sam 5:19-25 - 2,000
77 God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling 2Sam 6:6-7, 1Chr 13:9-10 1
78 David killed 2/3 Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest 2Sam 8.2 - 667
79 The Lord gave David victory wherever he went 2Sam 8.5, 10.18 65,850
80 David killed every male in Edom 2Sam 8.13, 1Kg 11.15-16, 1Chr 18.12, Psalm 60:1 15,000 - 65,000
81 Thus did David unto all the children of Ammon 2Sam 11.1, 1Chr 20.1 - 1,000
82 God slowly kills a baby 2Sam 12:14-18 1
83 Famine and human sacrfice: Seven sons of Saul are hung up before the Lord 2Sam 21:1-9 7
84 David's mighty men and their amazing killings 2Sam 23, 1Chr 11 1,403
85 A couple hundred thousand die because David had a census 2Sam 24:15, 1Chr 21:14 70,000 - 200,000
86 Solomon carried out the deathbed wish of David by having Joab and Shimei murdered 1Kg 2:29-34, 2:44-46 2
87 A tale of two prophets 1Kg 13:11-24 1
88 Jeroboam's son: God kills another child 1Kg 14:17 1
89 Jeroboam's family 1Kg 15:29 - 10
90 Baasha's family and friends 1Kg 16:11-12 - 20
91 Zimri burns to death 1Kg 16.18-19 1
92 The drought of Elijah 1Kg 17.1, Lk 4.25, James 5.17-18 - 3,000
93 Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest 1Kg 18.22-40 450
94 The first God-assisted slaughter of the Syrians 1Kg 20:20-21 - 10,000
95 God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a god of the hills 1Kg 20:28-29 100,000
96 God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a wall fall on them 1Kg 20:30 27,000 27,000
97 God sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet 1Kg 20:35-36 1
98 God kills Ahab for not killing a captured king 1Kg 20:42, 22:35 1
99 God burned to death 102 men for asking Elijah to come down from his hill 2Kg 1:10-12 102
100 God killed King Ahaziah for asking the wrong God 2Kg 1:16-17; 2Chr 22:7-9 1
101 God sent two bears to rip apart 42 boys for making fun of a prophet's bald head 2Kg 2:23-24 42
102 The Lord delivered the Moabites 2Kg 3:18-25 - 5,000
103 A skeptic is trampled to death 2Kg 7.2-20 1
104 Another seven year famine 2Kg 8:1 - 7,000
105 Jehoram of Israel 2Kg 9:24 1
106 Jezebel 2Kg 9:33-37 1
107 Ahab's sons: Seventy heads in two heaps 2Kg 10:6-10 70
108 Ahab's hometown family, friends, and priests 2Kg 10:11 - 20
109 Jehu killed Ahaziah's family 2Kg 10.12-13, 2Chr 22.7-9 42
110 Jehu and his partner kill the rest of Ahab's family 2Kg 10:17 - 20
111 Jehu assembles the followers of Baal and then slaughters them all 2Kg 10.18-25 - 1,000
112 Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen Athaliah 2Kg 11.17-20 2
113 God sends lions to eat those that don't fear him enough 2Kg 17:25-26 - 10
114 An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers 2Kg 19:34, Is 37:36 185,000
115 God caused Sennacherib to be killed by his sons 2Kg 19:37 1 1
116 Josiah killed all the priests of the high places 2Kg 23.20 - 100
117 Another holy war 1Chr 5:18-22 - 50,000
118 God killed a half million Israelite soldiers 2Chr 13:17-18 500,000
119 Jeroboam 2Chr 13:20 1
120 God killed a million Ethiopians 2Chr 14:9-14 1,000,000
121 Friendly Fire: God forced "a great multitude" to kill each other 2Chr 20:22-25 - 30,000
122 God made Jehoram's bowels fall out 2Chr 21:14-19 1
123 God killed Jehoram's sons 2Chr 22:1 - 3
124 Ahaziah (of Judah) 2Chr 22.7-9 1
125 Joash, the princes, and army of Judah 2Chr 24:20-25 1 10,000
126 God destroyed Amaziah 2Chr 25:15-27 1 1000
127 God smote Ahaz with the king of Syria 2Chr 28:1-5 - 10,000
128 God killed 120,000 valiant men for forsaking him 2Chr 28:6 120,000
129 The fall of Jerusalem 2Chr 36:16-17 - 10,000
130 God and Satan kill Job's children and slaves Job 1:18-19 60
131 Hananiah Jeremiah 28:15-16 1
132 Ezekiel's wife Ezek 24:15-18 1
133 Annanias and Sapphira Acts 5:1-10 2
134 Herod Acts 12:23 1
135 Jesus Rom 8:32, 1Pet 1.18-20 1
God has no problem with killing - indeed according to myth we would all be mortal if Adam and Eve had just stayed away from the tree of life - so in a seance God has killed every person the world has ever known.
Comments
do you think parents have the right to kill their sons and daughters then?
by follower-of-Jesus on March 17th, 2011
Creation and procreation are two different things.
by LarryH54 on March 17th, 2011