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by bearwinston on November 1st, 2010

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How Do I have sex legally? Rape is illegal,Prostitution is illegal.Should I just chop it off?

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  • by 15 Pieces of Flair loves her teddy bear on November 1st, 2010

    15 Pieces of Flair loves her teddy bear

    Uh, the only reason you're not raping women is because it's illegal? WTF?

    Yes, chop it off.

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  • by Gingerminx on November 1st, 2010

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    Prostitution is legal where I live. Why not try asking a woman?

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  • by Dark Passenger on November 1st, 2010

    Dark Passenger

    Yes.

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  • by RC loves ice cream on November 1st, 2010

    RC loves ice cream

    If you can't think of any way to have sex besides rape and prostitution, you probably should.

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  • by Matt1969 on November 1st, 2010

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    First off: laws against prostitution are pretty much unenforcable. Go to an escort, she can legally help you out with your needs. (As far as rape goes, I'm hoping and praying that it's not just fear of arrest that is keeping you from raping girls).

    An escort charges you for her time, and she should know better than to make a direct verbal offer to you. So there should be no way for you or her to get in trouble. If you don't say "I'll give you X dollars to do Y to me", and if she doesn't say "I'll do Y to you for X dollars", then you're not breaking the law.

    However, a better, cheaper, safer, nicer, more honorable, and more fulfilling route would be to suck it up, overcome your shyness, fears, insecurities, or whatever is currently holding you back, and get laid with a women who WANTS to have sex with you. If you're hideously ugly, learn to love homely or blind women. If you're awkward, get friends to set you up. If you're busy, go to a speed-dating event. If you're too smart or too weird for most women, join a group whose members share your interest(s); make sure it's a group that has at least a FEW women.

    Only one other tip I can give you: if you are like most guys with problems getting laid, you are at your best hanging with women who are not a dating target - ones where there is zero pressure, because they're married, too old, a cousin, etc. Take that relaxed, no pressure attitude and apply it to your dating life. Get into a friendly conversation with a pretty available girl, where you don't try to do anything but hang out with her and have fun. Spend a few days or nights doing nothing but talking, or shopping, or playing games, whatever you're both into. Take the possibility of sexual rejection off the table by just being her friend. I guarantee you'll end up doing better with women, if you see them as people first, women second.

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  • by SaraItani on November 1st, 2010

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    Jesus, whatever happened to asking someone out and hoping for the best?

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  • by keithinoblivion on November 4th, 2010

    keithinoblivion

    Yup, Either wait or call me ill bring a axe if you want it off so badly

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  • by miche1809 on November 2nd, 2010

    miche1809

    you must be really ugly if noone wants you to hit. is that the reason you askin this question?

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  • by learn124 on November 1st, 2010

    learn124

    Same problem bud...

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  • by learn124 on November 1st, 2010

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    Same problem bud...

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  • by A shout without knowledge is a protest on November 2nd, 2010

    A shout without knowledge is a protest

    Dude, you can get legal prostitutes for about $150/hour. They're called "escorts". google your town and escorts. i.e. escort service tucson, az.

    And prostitution is legal in Nevada. Honest-to-God fact. If you live close to Mexico, go down there and get a high dime girl for about $75.

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