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by Swami_Rick on August 29th, 2010
Why are you eating pizza naked and I hope it wasn't at your local Domino's.
by sweetness on August 30th, 2010
cold compress! and why are u eating pizza naked with me not there! how dare u! i would of helped u no!
by garett7 on August 29th, 2010
Don'tcha hate that? It's simple... 3 drops of Dawn to 3 cups water... pour over affected area and rub vigorously until you develop a full lather, rinse, repeat until you get bored.
by trailslayer on August 29th, 2010
Try getting dressed.
by squiggleybop on August 29th, 2010
why on earth would you eat pizza naked!?
by Prunesquallor on August 29th, 2010
Paint your genitals with green vegetable dye, then rub them with a cold potato before plunging them into a glass of crushed ice.
by (,,,)(-.-)(,,,) on August 29th, 2010
The best way to stop a burn is to run it under cold water until it stops.
by Bronipete on August 29th, 2010
Apply some coconut oil if burning area is not too much. And in future never eat pizza naked, put off your cloths only in bathroom before taking shower or before sleeping with your partner.
by Madad on August 29th, 2010
Have you got a friend who can clean it up for you?
by nice jugs on August 29th, 2010
Does it have meat balls in it now....better next time you order one to get your eatra toppings put on then.....you'll have a better choice that way....and never ask for extra `sausage`...you never know where the've been....hehe
by Vixen on August 29th, 2010
Blow on it.. with air, not.. ; )
by Funkycherry on August 29th, 2010
Wear cloths next time you eat pizza. That should help.
by TSCTH on September 9th, 2010
Cold water and/or a little moisturizer or Aloe to cool things off. If that doesn't help, take a piece of cloth (or even toilet paper), moist it thoroughly with water (hot or cold) and then keep it on the burn for 30 min. Repeat if necessary.
And then wear at least a dinner plate next time.
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You're reading I dropped a piece of hot pizza in my lap...I was naked and got burned pretty good, what can I do to make things feel better?
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