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It is a well known fact that sometime in the near future a zombie outbreak will occur. Are you prepared? If so, how? What are your choices in weapons? Do you have a place picked out to wait out the hordes of the undead? Have you effectively communicated the plan of action to your friends and family? Have you rehearsed the plan?
by Crystal terpsichores on r☺ller skates. on July 28th, 2010
Selected by the asker, Kiko7920. (What's this?)
I don't believe in zombies. But if they did exist, then I'll just grab my vacuum cleaner and consider them as bed bugs. lol
by Fruitpunchsamurai on July 28th, 2010
I have my Sword and Wakizashi under my bed and am trained in several styles of martial art am proficient in hand-to-hand combat and am a decent marksman. I plan to hole myself up at the local Walmart and stay in the gun, fishing and hunting section in the back. I have told my cousin about it at least. The others might prove a liability , hehahe!
by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on July 29th, 2010
I'll just have some tequila and relax.
by -O-uknow on July 28th, 2010
Sail to a an island and hope zombies can't swim.
by MelinMO on July 28th, 2010
Right now, I'd be eaten. I'm fat and slow and injured. I'd make good bait, though.
Sucks for me, huh?
by anonymous on July 29th, 2010
I'll lock myself in walmart with some stolen weapons. when I need to get out, I go to the roof, which has small bridges over to the other local stores, and from there, I can go get supplies which might not be found in walmart. I will soon be known as King Walmart and take over the world.
by OldCW wears The COAT of the Cosmos on July 29th, 2010
I'll be moving to an island where there either are no zombies or I can clear them all out and not have any more new ones. I'm pretty sure they can't sail, don't float and haven't learned to operate aircraft. After that I'll sit back with the island girls and my margaritas on the beach and enjoy the sunsets while civilization is being destroyed.
by Anonymous on July 29th, 2010
That would depend on whether or not zombies decompose.
If they do, then I would find my way to either the desert where their skin will rot and their bones will bleach fairly quickly, or I will head to the Arctic, where they will soon freeze due to a lack of body temperature. I will wait out the zombie-pocalypse there and once the danger has passed, I will return to a blossoming civilization.
If they do not decompose but can continue "living" for time immemorial, then I will find my way to the top of a tall building and will lock the door behind me. It is easy enough to grow and maintain a roof garden, I can build a small mechanism for harnessing rain water, and I can poop over the side of the building. Also, it makes for a great inaccessible look-out point for other potential survivors.
by JakobA I^_^I the alooney on July 28th, 2010
I will be EXTREMELY surprised.
The very notion of zombies is an illogical, impossible self-contradiction.
by lisaq on July 28th, 2010
Trip the person next to me so the zombies get them first and give me a head lead
by OutsideTheLines on July 28th, 2010
I'm one of the Zombies!!!
by Kiko7920 on July 28th, 2010
I was thinking the same thing. Walmart is a good choice. But Sam's club has less windows. And they are sometimes co located with a super walmart. Unfortunately, I am not a member of sam's club.
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