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by kanjalid on May 11th, 2005

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Yo momma! Yo momma, who?

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  • by Stormy on May 20th, 2005

    Stormy

    Yo momma's so ugly that she looks like she's been bobbing for french fries. :)

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  • by Scifisuz on October 4th, 2007

    Scifisuz

    You momma's so fat each thigh has its own zip code.

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  • by Skip_2_My_Lou on January 26th, 2007

    Skip_2_My_Lou

    Your momma so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

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  • by XT on October 18th, 2009

    XT

    Yo momma was so fat and so she can go out to skydiving.

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  • by Kat on October 18th, 2009

    Kat

    Yo momma gonna tan your hide!

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  • by Anonymous on January 21st, 2008

    Anonymous

    Yo momma's a llama.
    No wonder you got so much drama.
    Don't forget to vote,
    and if you're smart, vote Obama.

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  • by Universe Of Life on January 26th, 2007

    Universe Of Life

    Yo momma ... pizza delivery



    2 pepperoni with olives, 14 bucks

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  • by stayblue4life on October 4th, 2007

    stayblue4life

    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

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  • by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on October 4th, 2007

    Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today

    Yo mama who!
    Yo mama who?
    No Mrs. Owl is not at home right now.

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  • by paranoia is just fine on January 21st, 2008

    paranoia is just fine

    Yo momma to you too!

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  • by Die Finsternis on January 21st, 2008

    Die Finsternis

    Yo momma who I slept with last night! Ooh!!!

    ...

    ...Burn...

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