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by GeorgeGee left Answerbag (What's this?) on May 18th, 2010
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by Twisted Taco on May 18th, 2010
Well, if you're a boy, I suggest you go to a Catholic Church and ask a priest for help. Make sure you lower your pants and always keep your back side to the priest though, just to make things easier on him
by hunco on May 18th, 2010
scratches are fine as long as no zombie body fluids enter the wound. Bites must be treated immediately, or death and reanimation will follow.
Method of Treatment: Use a sharp (or dull) sanitized (or dirty) scalpel (or machete/chainsaw) to immediately remove the injured limb, taking an extra 6 inches for each minute since exposure. Cauterize wound and burn limb to avoid another stupid movie like "Idle Hands".
by kwack on May 18th, 2010
i reckon the best from previous experience is to just dab the wound with some hydrogen peroxide and then go to the hospital and tell them whats happened and ask for a vitamin B12 injection.
always works for me. to date i have had any serious repercussions.
by shelbydior on May 18th, 2010
Double Tap~
by 05annanda on May 18th, 2010
yes for sure...:P
by Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE! on May 18th, 2010
Bite 'em back!
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