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  • Vacuum cleaners and anything with strong suction.
  • if u have any olive oil in your house then put on your hands and dick to make your anis slicker and just go head going up.... and down.... its brought me pleauser
  • i like to use a spoon, or my tooth brush,also i use my fingers,or i use a wet spong,and others i like to put peanut butter on my clit and let my dog lick it off!
  • latex gloves feet forearm dirty young boys socks
  • The fridge is full of cool items. The obvious cucumbers, carrots. The feeling of them cold is very nice :) Popsicles work but get them wet first or they tend to stick in all the wrong places. Bananas are also good but size matters and if you peel them just know they squish and break and get very messy. Candles work great. We have some in a centerpiece in our dining room that can go in both places and then when they are lit and you are having dinner it is cool to remember where they were before :) The arms of chairs are also great to straddle and rock on. Some people I babysit for have these awesome chairs in their kitchen with chrome armrests that just rock. They are cold at first and then warm as you press against them. I also like to straddle bottled water that is cold or slightly frozen. The bottle needs to be firm though. Sam's Choice Clear American works great. Black Cherry flavor and you can drink it after. The wii remote is also an awesome toy. Besides the obvious it is cool to try and play some of the games that require motion with it in you :) Aghain later when you play the game regular like with other you can remember where things have been. There are also fun things you can do with regular kids toys. Light sabers are fun, so are toy guns and rockets. Kitchen utensils work well too. I like the ones with the big soft handles like the Kitchen Aide ones and those OXO brands. Wine bottles are cool too, and I like them to be cold. They work better than beer or pop bottles cuz they don't have such rough caps. The cork with wax is easier to insert. They also have cool shapes from narrow, long and tapered to shorter and widen faster. Be careful though if you pick them out for bottle shape cuz the wine may not be so good. If someone in your family plays golf, you can use the handles of the clubs too. They aren't real thick but its still a naughty feeling and is good for variety. If you like sort of weird feelings you can use a turkey baster. Be sure to do this when you are either in the bath tub or by the sink. You fill it will really cold or really warm water and then well you squirt the water in at the right moment. It's a rush but is is best to be close to ready when you start or the water gets back to room temp. Massaging shower heads, hot tub jets and bath tub spouts are all obvious. You can also use some shampoo tubes and new tubes of toothpaste. Cap end first though obviously LOL In the den or office you can use the arm of a chair again to straddle and rock, you can try as many pens and pencils as you can fit, and we have a real cool letter opener that has a perfect handle for insertion purposes. Well, that is a good start anyways. :)
  • Brush Handle (gel or rounded end
  • i first started with the handle of the shaver...take off the blade and you can pretty much do whatever...plus, now they have that vibrating shaver which pretty much does the job. yeah, as the people said...fruits and veggies...just be careful...definitely don't what to be explaining why you have a carrot up you know what...can you say awkward?
  • use the water spout thingy in the tub feels really great
  • i personally like to use forks, anything sharp really does the trick... getting a quickie from my great dane is a good one too... at least i dont have to be worried about pregnancy...
  • get a bag and put some olive oil or lotion in it and put it between the couch cousions or matress and just put your dick in an enjoy i always do.
  • do you have any pancake syrup? try warming it up, i mean-warm, not hot pour the warm syrup on your cock and go and down and let it get sticky and pour more on till you burst!! it feels good, i have tryed it.
  • I've totally used shampoo bottles to grind on n the shower. Cucumber out the freezer. My new brush with a fat wide end. Ha ha and my girlfriends mouth. I also like to use my back messager. while ice cubes in my bath water. Or the hott tub... ahh-mazing stuff!!
  • for the guys. take a beach towel, laytex glove and loation or othe lub. fold the towel long ways in half and in half again place the glove, open end just over the end of the towel, on one end. roll the towel starting with the side with the glove. when you get to the end, streatch the glove opening over the towel. use loation, or lub. can be used by holding in your hands, placed between couch coutions, laied on your bed, and you climb on top. i saw how to make it on a video one night. out of boardom, i tried it. It is almost as good as sex with my wife. When your done, you just drop the glove in the trash, and use the towel to clean up any thing not cought in the glove. have fun, i know i did.
  • ummm....i like to use some of my fat makeup brushes and def. my dog...and cellphones wrk 2...turn it onto vibrate then use ur house phone 2 call it!!! this is simple MAGIC!!!
  • i like to put peanut butter on my dick then let my dog lick it
  • i have a big panda bear and i cut a hole out in the crotch and sewed a sock in it and then you just get a baggie and lotion, put the lotion in the baggie then put the baggie in the hole, its great
  • Well, some popular things are the removeable shower heads, pens/pencils. You can use water bottles, too.
  • i like to take my stuffed bear and cut a hole in the couch and stick a vibrator inside the bear and then shove my penis in there and go to town or put penut butter all over my dick and balls and let my dog lick it off
  • if you are male there is a website you can surch on google.com i forgot what it is called but just try it out and if not you can get some lotion and... you know what to do and gel also works but be careful. and you know how when you use all the paper towels and a card board tube is left well just save it for later or when ever you have time for your self put some lotion in there and masterbate away but the best one is what you can do if you are home ALONE if you have a vacume cleaner and the tube that can suck surley if you use that you might just have an orgasm but if you are sensetive just use the lotion. ;)
  • I love putting peanut butter on my 'button' as well as my arse and letting the dog lick it off. Nothing feels better!
  • i use a curling iron with a condom on it i turn it on low and the heat is amazingg ;)
  • use a vibrating toothbrush, if ur a parent u don't expect a thing. an it gives me an awsome O. everytime. just plez don't use it to brush ur teeth. u don't want to use a cummy toothbrush. EWW!!!!!
  • I like to use my phone, Its an older one, I put it on vibrate, it gets stressful pressing the button to get it to vibrate over and over, and my phone smells like stinky pussy when Im done, and you cant exactly wash a telephone, so That kind of sucks.
  • toothbrush, travel shampoos, fingers, hairbrush, candles, silverware, veggies, men, the handle of a can opener, dolls, marbells, you can use those water sprayers that hair stylist have( you can stick the nosle in and spray in water), water spouts, willow tree angels, chains, little figerines, bouncie balls, U.B.S. drives, pens, pencils, erasers, dogs, the top of a bowling pin if you have one, pretty much anything!! Have fun!!!;)
  • zuccini, yellow squash, banana, non-bristle end of a hairbrush are some
  • wtf.. you people r ccrazyyy!!!! but dang you guys have alot of ideas and im open to pictures :O
  • I use my electric tooth brush on my wife. I have also used beer bottles,candles,strawberrys,cell phones and pagers on vibrate,and washing machines
  • I've found that if you use a curling iron...it works great! They come in all kinds of sizes, so you can choose to your likings. What I like to do first is think of some really erotic things, just to get in the mind set. Then go for it!! You can do just about anything you want with it, one time I even added a massager and wow!! Increase the spee of the massager as you move the curling iron in a thrusting movement.
  • the back end of a bic razor or a highliter or the toilet paper holder the middle pipe thing soft spinning electric toothbrush
  • A hair brush is thee bestt. Makke sure you use a condom on it or at least wash it very well.
  • try shoving a teddy bear underneath your underwear( on top of your Vag) with something hard, then press up agaisn't a bed or a couch. Makes you feel so horney. Best if you do it with the teddy bear in a ball.
  • use your dog...they like to lick and it feels really good!
  • put peanut butter in your vaj and have your doggie lick it out. IT FEELS AMAZING dont actually have sex with your dog..that is weird
  • OK wow your dog,I just use my hair brush and watch vids but really dogs thats fucked in the head.Dogs are suppost to be mans best friend and your talking about them being your sex toy eww im going to have to pass on that one like wow thats so fucking gross you fucked up person
  • buy the lashblast mascara , omfg its so good go to slow deep penetrations and then go really fast adn deep ,phwaa , and i agree , ur dog ommmyygood .
  • When I was a teenager I was constantly on the look out for new tools. I have always loved masturbation.. I tried a vacuum cleaner a few times, I can't remember if I ever got much pleasure from it. I hollowed out a hole in a melon and fucked that. It wasn't ripe enough so I tried again another time with one more suitable and it was nice.It had got really warm in the sun and it felt great. I used an electric back massager. I'd sit, in the days before internet porn, with my mother's woman's magazines, desperately finding the sexiest lingerie ads. It would take a while for me to cum, the massager becomes a bit numbing after a while! I was so desperate to find new thrills I even managed, lying on my back with my feet pressed against the wall, to suck my own cock. At first I could only get to my foreskin by stretching it to my outstretched tongue but after a few days of trying it every day I could get the whole head in my mouth. It felt so exciting, it felt so wrong but it did feel very good. I had a really sore back afterwards and I have only tried it a couple of times since because I was a bit worried that I might hurt myself! Really!! I only mention it because, in my teenage quest for household masturbation aids, my own mouth turned out to be the ultimate pleasure.. I love receiving blow jobs but that felt really special because it seemed so dirty!!

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