Did you ever split your pants?
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Clueless Ned
ANSWERS: 18
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Yes, I have and the two guys I was with never told me. I didn't realize it till I got home and took them off. And when I got on them about it the next day they laughed their butts off. One was in his 60's and the other was my boyfriend. Hope they enjoyed the show. Perverts.
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No... but my friend did and he used us as a barrier to walk home.
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No, but I have laughed so hard that I peed in them. Does that count for anything?
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Haha. Yes. Once when I was playing paintball, I was croutching down by a try and hear a loud RIP. I looked down and sure enough I could see my boxers. I was praying that nobody saw me and I ran into my house real quick and changed them.
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Yes, many years ago. They were blue dress pants. I don't remember the details, it was kind of funny though.
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yes i bought these really cute pants and one day i went to pick up my son and bamm they split i was so embarassed
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yeah i was in gym class and was strectching and when i sat down and began to reach for my legs, i heard this small rip...luckily it was just my boxers and not my pants.
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Nope. Not that I can remember.
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Yeah, in Football practice. We were maxing out on our squat (I believe I was lifting 225 at the time), and as I lowered down, I just hear a loud ripping sound. I'm scared to look, so I finish that rep, and step back. By then, I had quite a few people looking at me. Quite embarassing.
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Yep. In the middle of my little city. Getting out of the car to go to the hospital to see my mom. The thing is it wasn't my butt. It was from crotch to knee... try covering that up!
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no but I snagged my jeans on a metal filing cabinet and tore a line across the front of my thigh once.
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yes... during a dance practice for school rock eisteddfod. I have never been so embarrassed
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Yes, I was wearing windbreakers and I sat down wrong and they ripped.
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Yes, while at work as a restaurant hostess. I was a teenager, growing up and out rapidly in those days, and when I bent over I heard them rip. I tied my sweater around my waist to finish my shift with dignity, but several waitresses asked if my butt was cold. Meanies.
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no way just about a hundred time when ive squeezed my oversized hiney in jeans that were to tight & then had to bend down for something to feels a big breeze when I got up. Or like spongebob here
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Only once, I was in Kentucky climbing up a Mountain(they said it was a hill, pretty d*** big hill) and my favorite jeans......... all ripped out. I had no choice, it was a long way back to the car.
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Yes, it's so embarrassing, but thankfully it was at church and another lady saw and let me know it happened!
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When I worked as an EMT. Bent over to pick up a stretcher with a patient in it. RIPPPPPPP! Wasn't wearing underwear that day either. O Joy! Standing there mooning the world. My partner laughed his butt off. Glad the patient didnt have heart troubles ; )
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