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the question is, why arent you?
Because I'm such a kind, loving, caring and generous person.
Humble too.
Because my mommy said so.
Because I'm The Chief.
Any sailor knows that!
:):)
who told you that ?
Because the girls love me.
There is just no explanation for some things.
I a quick witted lovable character, what's not to love? Also, I feed my friends tons of baked goodies all the time! :D
I'm sorry, really, I just can't help it! I've tried, you know, but it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy.
cuz...
I'm drivin' around in my moms ride, a quarter of my life gone by, I met all my freinds online, I will run away from a brawl, theres no voicemail- nobody calls, I can't afford to buy 8 balls, and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall...
(I'm Awesome, by Spose. Great song, you should look it up:)
Why are You so awesome?!
I'm a two time Olympic champion.
but mainly because I can't suck my own dick and never leave the house as a result.
Thank you for the compliment! As to why, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so that's up to others. :)
Because I act like a fool in public and people still love me:)
if we have wings...can we fly???
by Anshuman_K on December 6th, 2011
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How many times can one repeat the same gag and still have it be funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBoTEZxWkec
by Piano Player on December 9th, 2011
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Could I have a snew?
by Derf on December 6th, 2011
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If I fail an IQ test, paternity test, personality test, and blood test all in the same week, does that mean I'm really stupid?
by Ailurophile on December 13th, 2011
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Finish this joke! Jesus, Hitler and Popeye walk into a bar....
by Piano Player on December 10th, 2011
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You're reading why are you so awesome?
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