by Hightower on April 11th, 2007

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How do you gracefully exit a dinner party?

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  • by Mr. Meaulnes on April 11th, 2007

    Mr. Meaulnes

    Righto, first you grab the tutu, ballet slippers and diamond encrusted tiara out of your handbag, slip them on over your clothes, and pirouette around the table singing
    "Goodbye! Goodbye! I had a lovely evening! Very good food! You must send me that recipe! We really ought to do this more often!..." in a high falsetto.

    Then grab the arms of anyone you happen to be attending the dinner party with, assume a graceful swan-like pose, have them heft you up and hurl you out of the front door and onto the front walk, where you land en-point, do a single pirouette, take a bow, make a gazelle-like into your car and gracefully drive away.

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  • by Patti jo on April 11th, 2007

    Patti jo

    I'm very graceful - I thank everyone and go around and say good bye

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  • by jangobean on April 11th, 2007

    jangobean

    I've had a great time, thank you ever so much for a lovely evening, it's been brilliant, but I must be going - I've got dreadful stomach pains and feel slightly nauseous.

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  • by Singingismystyle on April 11th, 2007

    Singingismystyle

    Well, I'm going to have to get going but I've had a great time visiting with everyone. I make sure I give kisses and hugs, and say I'll be seeing you soon; take care.

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  • by Akiko gurl on March 2nd, 2008

    Akiko gurl

    you throw your paper plate away; spit in his/her/its face and scream "GOOOD NOIOOT" then you throw your foot on the table and scream PUT ON ME SHOES. i seriously do that

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