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by SIR_Anony is now SIR_Anthony on March 3rd, 2010
Selected by the asker, Google a Foo Fighting COAT. (What's this?)
Ask if you are sure as I think the doctor sewn that part of her shut last year.
by bagicide stayed 10 months too long on March 3rd, 2010
Look at you like you had two heads. I have a husband, not a wife.
by Old School on March 22nd, 2010
"I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help you through the trauma?".....;-D....
(Note: I am joking. I am divorced, but I still think highly of my ex-wife.)
by rubbish on March 3rd, 2010
Great, can I join you guys next time?
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on March 22nd, 2010
She has been dead for 25 years. You are really weird!
by The Anonymous Witch on March 22nd, 2010
i'd say " yeah ,, your wife mentioned something about that when she rolled over this morning . "" ;-)
by Johnno on March 13th, 2010
I know, I was shooting the video!
by LarryH54 on March 22nd, 2010
Really? I thought she felt a little different... lol
by Sokoot on March 22nd, 2010
It' not going to be a verbal response!
by Werewolf87 on March 22nd, 2010
That can't be; I'm a single guy with extreme biplolar disorder and two different wardrobes.
by HEYTHERE on March 3rd, 2010
I'd say, "That's impossible, I'm single."
by elizabeth17 on March 3rd, 2010
That you should call your optometrist as your vision was way off.
by Iriomote Cat on April 1st, 2010
april fools
by Marky Mark on April 1st, 2010
;-)
by BigDaddyBS on April 1st, 2010
Ask how you got past me, Shelby and KC (two black lab mixes who sleep on the floor beside her), Jake (a rat terrier mix) and Kirby (another black lab mix) who sleep on the bed beside her so she can barely move, without ANY of THEM (or ME) barking at you??
Or, were you speaking of my EX wife, now the wife of another? You should be talking to HIM. ;-)
by SO.CAL on April 1st, 2010
she tricked you too?
by Zack on April 1st, 2010
"What wife? I'm not married."
by answerquestion on April 1st, 2010
Oh? So you're okay with the herpes too? Mine have been so sore lately.
by my_2_cents on April 1st, 2010
i think you have the wrong person. this wife already has a husband, anyways!
by TryJoTn on April 1st, 2010
I'd probabaly say, "Cool, but where'd you put it?" Then I would show the person a photo of my wife when he won his first little league game at age 12.
by sethyboy on March 31st, 2010
I would say "HAHA!! Trick's on you! I have a Husband!!" but i don't really!!:)
by playdoo on March 29th, 2010
Whew now I can tell you about me and your mom........
by Candygirl on March 7th, 2010
I would have to make sure i didn't turn to a man overnight as i would hope to have a husband. :)
by WABOO on March 4th, 2010
"Can i sleep with your wife, too?"
by The Chief on March 3rd, 2010
I'd laugh my ass off.
And look at what I eat for dinner VERY carefully later that day because my wife would probably try to slip a pair of "rocky mountain oysters" in on us.
by italianmare on April 19th, 2010
"huh?" 0.o
by ... on April 1st, 2010
That's fine, I needed something fresh anyways.
by guirion on April 19th, 2010
I know, She stole your credit card and I've been having one hell of a time!
by call_me_ishmael on April 19th, 2010
somebodies gotta.....
by ila on April 7th, 2010
good for you, buddy ... she's a wild one, isn't she?
by gayers on April 7th, 2010
Good I slept with your wife, sister and mother last night while you were with my wife.
by canbfrisky on April 19th, 2010
Oh,! you must mean my sister-in-law ; you know shes one step away from being a full Woman !
Racist jokes, can they ever be funny?
by squeezycheese on September 1st, 2010
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Complete sentence: "Yo mama so mean........."
by Jack_S9292 on August 28th, 2010
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Does anybody else feel the intense awkwardness when a woman doesn’t choose the iron in a game of Monopoly?
by Doyler - you have got to be kidding me! on September 7th, 2010
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First I had a B.M. (big meal), then I had a B.M. (Big Mac), now I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a B.M. What does the last B.M. stand for?
by Special K on September 11th, 2010
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what's a really good comeback?
by squiggleybop on September 10th, 2010
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Um, this is going to be hard to choose between this opne and selfidentitiy1's answer. But I think you win.
by Google a Foo Fighting COAT on March 3rd, 2010