What not to say to a chef?
by 
Chosun One
ANSWERS: 52
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I've had better food on an aeroplane
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It's amazing what you can do with a microwave.
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can u make possum pot pie?
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"Would you mind putting some pubic hairs in my soup? It really adds to the flavour". I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Your are fired after your done making my meal....He will probably throw somthing a little "extra" in there for you.
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How many cocroches will you put in the food?
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"my mother used to..."
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its better then my mom makes, to bad shes mentally retarded
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Will you please put some of your "personal sauce" in it?
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Umm.. Ewwwwww.
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Send this steak back to the chef and ask him doesn't he know the difference between well-done and medium rare???
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Anything mean, before you get your food.
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"Can I have some ketchup for my steak?"
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This piece-o-s**t tastes like s**t.LOL!!
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Can I get sauce on the side?
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Can I have a hard-boiled egg, and soldiers, please? :-)
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Where is Mac Donald's?
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Pass the ketchup.
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Mc Donalds is better than this! This tastes like Mc Donalds/KFC/Wendys
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Can I have some ketchup for my filet mignon??
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I want my meal free because the rare steak I ordered is too red and bloody.
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I didn't realize you studied with Chef Boyarde!
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Where's the salt and tabasco sauce?
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Can I have some ketchup? Did you microwave that? What box did this come out of?
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"Do you mind if I show you how to make it"?
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how bout this please cook my kobe filet minon well done please. man that almost makes me cry!!!
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Did you really leave Kentucky Fried Chicken to work here?
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I use to watch Iron Chef and thats not how its suspose to look.
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lol going to culinary school i've learned students shouldn't refer to themselves as chefs yet lmao.... "i ordered well done"....they hate that it ruins meat
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there is only one pregnant fly in my soup.
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"I'm a chef, too." They don't care.
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You clearly aren't Italian.
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That depends entirely on if you say something before or after the chef prepares your food....
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I know a bunch of Chefs and their hats are all taller. Why?
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You should noy say that the chefs food is crap or sh** wen he has a knife ib his hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chef, table 2# says the food taste like shite!
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you suck
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Bring us another bottle of Catsup, please.
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If you're interested, I can get the recipe from my mother for you.
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Mmmm... this pasta taste just like Chef Boyardee! (insert smiley face here)
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well done please. i know every chef is cringing inside when a well done filet is ordered.
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Make me some food B-tch
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Hurry up with that order - I haven't got all day!!
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The __________ could use more salt.
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I know that was on the floor but cook it any way- chef summer-I wouldn't say that
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Lol. Looks like my dogs canned food.
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It all depends when. After you got the food, you can say anything. Don't ever have them take the food back because you say something is not right :D
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you got any Ketchup? and before you even taste the food you pile it up with condiments~ I seen people put salt on ham
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You're no Gordon Ramsey are you?
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Where did you learn to cook...Waffle House?
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Can you pass me the hot sauce please...
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Can I get the beef with fruited onions instead of the baked mushrooms. And can you put the mushrooms on it but then fried? The beef is fresh, I assume? And if the sauce contains sugar, I would like it on the side. And with some extra garnish because I really like lettuce. Ohw, and there´s colliflower on there? Yeah, just make it something different, I don´t care. Except for carrots, pees, eggplant or any of those family´s. Ohw, and the meat, can you make that well-done, I´m pregnant (while the starter was pure raw meat and raw milk..) So, and what do the kids want?...
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