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by Scotslass on February 1st, 2010
Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre - so the barman gives her one.
by ZiggyStardust on February 1st, 2010
Yeah.
- What did batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
"Robin, Get in the batmobile"
by jamie3885 on February 8th, 2010
i think one of the best jokes in the world is
three blondes walk into a bar
you think one of them would have noticed it
by breakstress on February 25th, 2010
You don't have to ask;
the funniest joke in the world.
by debodun on February 1st, 2010
A man gets on a bus in Chicago and asks the driver "Does this bus go to the Loop?" The driver replies "No, it goes 'Beep Beep'".
by jamie3885 on March 22nd, 2010
shut up mate and add me as a friend mug
by Anonymous P Witterspoon III on February 1st, 2010
René Descartes was having a drink in a bar. When the waitress walked over and asked, "Can I get you another Rum and coke?", he replied, "I think not" and POOF! he was gone.
by liamaaaaaaaaa on February 1st, 2010
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"
by Im Alec has abandoned this account on February 1st, 2010
No - it is far too dangerous. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World
by Dinkster55 on February 1st, 2010
Women are alot like KFC,
you start on the breasts,
work your way down to the legs,
then you have a greasy bucket to put ur bone into, :P
by debodun on February 1st, 2010
Yo' mama's so dumb, she thought Kim Chi was the president of North Korea.
Ever pretended to laugh with, as you laughed at?
by Random on December 26th, 2011
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Could I have a snew?
by Derf on December 6th, 2011
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if we have wings...can we fly???
by Anshuman_K on December 6th, 2011
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How many times can one repeat the same gag and still have it be funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBoTEZxWkec
by Piano Player on December 9th, 2011
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If I fail an IQ test, paternity test, personality test, and blood test all in the same week, does that mean I'm really stupid?
by Ailurophile on December 13th, 2011
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