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I wouldn't have a conversation with him, I'd mug him. He's a Republican - he must be loaded.
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I would have a conversation with him. I'd ask him how he is surviving the cost of living increases the rest of us are living with. Food prices rising, health insurance rates and the cost of oil and gasoline. Oh yeah, we Americans pay his way, don't we. I think I'd remind him of that.
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I think I would not talk to him, I would probably slap him.
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'It's pronounced "NEW-CLEE-ERR", you dick! N-U-C-L-E-A-R!'
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Both times I met him, I only said hi, and that is all I would do again.
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I have zero respect or trust of George Bush, I would walk to the other side of the street if he were on my side.
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throw a shoe at him :P psyche. i'd just walk on by.
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First he will not stand by himself alone- he will have a secret service guy with him. :) Second if he stood alone I'd come up and ask an autograph, and I'd say: "Thank you Mr. Bush for being a strong President and protecting America." If God Forbid 9/11 tragedy strikes again people will remember GWB and will question BO's abilities to protect us. I am sure of that.
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i would say hey..............ask him about jenna's wedding.... i mean hey he craps just like i do.
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Say "Think Fast"! and then...
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Are you lost again George? Here hold my hand and I'll take you to your mommy.
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I would go up to him and start a conversation first I would say thank you for serving our country, then I would ask him what was it like to be president.
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ME "Hi Bush - are you still a miserable b*stard?"" ( His Reply ) ME "Uh - huh, whatever monkey boy - you know at one time I'd have given my life just to smash that ugly f*ck face of yours - but I am older now and less prone to crimes of passion...still you blood and teeth on my boot heal would look so good you know.( sigh ),...but civilization has it's price doesn't it?" ( His Reply ) ME "Yeah, I guess you wouldn't know at that would ya? You abominable piece of filth....things like civilization and humanity are nothing but big words to you aren't they? A lying miserable murdering maggot like yourself is incapable of understanding normal human values - let alone the terms we use to describe them right?" ( His Reply ) ME "Whatever Monkey boy - whatever...say, how are your owners doing ? Are you still their b*tch meat puppet or did you buy some balls with your blood money?" ( His Reply ) ME "Cool...whatever dude, like I honestly give a hoot about what your saying...when you laid down with the pigs you should have thought about the sh*t that would get on you - and you have been there so long now that nobody can tell where the sh*t ends and you begin....but then again few people really care about you anymore - except for revenge - so it doesn't matter much one way or the other." ( His Reply ) ME "Yeah, cry someplace else fool - your no longer worth my time - but understand me well - we patriots will never forget what you have done to this nation and to millions of helpless innocents in Iraq...now crawl back into the slime and escape our notice again - I know some people who aren't quite as forgiving as me and they will be along shortly...you dig?" ( He mumbles something ) ME "Adios murderer"
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I'd say: What noble cause? You wiener!
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I would introduce myself and ask him if he wanted to go to the local VFW with me to have a few beers and shoot a couple of games of pool. I would ask him if there was anything in his presidency that he regrets doing. I may not agree with everything he did but I do respect the position he held. If you ask me personally I don't think he was as bad as LBJ when it came to war and foreign relations.
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