by Melissa on April 7th, 2007

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When we eat a cow it is called beef, pig is pork, birds are poultry, and deer is venison. What do cannibals call human meat?

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  • by jangobean on April 7th, 2007

    jangobean

    Long pig.
    We are supposed to taste like pork.

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  • by Simply msFortunate on December 19th, 2007

    Simply msFortunate

    Delicious.

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  • by gondola on April 7th, 2007

    gondola

    Soylent Green

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  • by Possum on December 19th, 2007

    Possum

    Ralph?

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  • by graduated pixie getting pissed on December 19th, 2007

    graduated pixie getting pissed

    the other other white meat!

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  • by jin jang on December 19th, 2007

    jin jang

    Rancid (too many MacDonald burgers)

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  • by KobeFan08 on December 19th, 2007

    KobeFan08

    I believe they call it penis lol.

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  • by dirkmcdonald on December 19th, 2007

    dirkmcdonald

    In a lot of the fairy tales and childrens' stories, the term "boy" was used as if it were a type of meat. Like the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk saying "I smell boy" instead of "I smell A boy". I have seen this in many cases like a book called "the wolf who cried boy" where it says that the little wolf's favorite food was "boy". You don't really see it much used to refer to women but it is frequently used for the guys. Maybe society is just more comfortable with the idea of males as food. Males are really more disposable than females.

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  • by Anonymous on April 7th, 2007

    Anonymous

    I don't think they call it anything. They just see a human, and know it's food and tastes good.

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  • by JamesD on April 7th, 2007

    JamesD

    I was going to say 'long pig' also, but 'jangobean' has already told you!

    JamesD. ;-)

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  • by xxbamf on December 19th, 2007

    xxbamf

    Good eatin's

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  • by Galeanda on December 19th, 2007

    Galeanda

    "It's what's for dinner"

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  • by JohnOBonno on December 19th, 2007

    JohnOBonno

    Scrummy

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  • by oldmanuk on April 7th, 2007

    oldmanuk

    Sorry we dont eat cow we eat bullock,heifer or bull the female of the bovine species is normally kept for dairy products

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  • by jin jang on April 7th, 2007

    jin jang

    woogaman

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  • by MrChet on January 10th, 2010

    MrChet

    My son asked me that today and it appears Long Pig is the winner...but we would like to purpose Kuna...if pork and beef are named after 3 letter words to 4 and human is a 5 letter word we want to standardize on 4 letter word conversions.

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  • by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on December 24th, 2010

    Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience

    In Hawaii, they were once called Long Pig.

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  • by AB is an asylum run by the inmates, ciao! on December 24th, 2010

    AB is an asylum run by the inmates, ciao!

    Dinner.

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  • by MrChet on January 10th, 2010

    MrChet

    My son asked me that today and it appears Long Pig is the winner...but we would like to purpose Kuna...if pork and beef are named after 3 letter words to 4 and human is a 5 letter word we want to standardize on 4 letter word conversions.

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