Crazy drug stories? I'm totally interested. You have my full attention.

Ah, definitely my first high on weed. I think I was a freshman in High School at the time and I was smoking by myself(as usual). It was my third time smoking, but this time I actually knew what I was doing.
After a while, I started to feel pretty queasy, so I stopped smoking. Then it got worse, and I seriously thought I was going to vomit. I leaned back in my chair, closed my eyes, and breathed deeply, trying to focus on not vomiting.
That lasted for a few minutes, then I realized I wasn't nauseous anymore. I sat up, opened my eyes, and felt great. Everything felt like it was in slow motion and it seemed like the music was enveloping me.
Now for the good part. My finger tips started to feel prickly, like they were asleep. I lifted my hand up and stared at it, wondering why it was feeling like that. Then, it didn't feel like I was looking at my hand, but that I was sitting in a theater, watching a movie in which someone else was staring at their hand.
After about five minutes of that, I snapped back to reality, and realized that it was, in fact, my very own hand that I was looking at.
It's not much compared to some acid trips people have, but it's the best story I have. :P

I have tried acid several times. The last time I had it in a very pure form (in powder), I had a mound full in my hand that I ate which was the equivalent to somewhere around 60-75 hits. An hour later I was not trippin so I ate a handful of shrooms, still never tripped. I have tried acid and shrooms several times but no matter how much I eat, I have never tripped! I tried DMT for the first time yesterday and while I was totally out of it out of body experience, high I've never felt or could easily describe, I still did not "trip," (hallucinate) from the DMT. It sucks!

once I got pretty drunk at a titty bar and stuck dollar bills in the g string of a tranny